You can use a little known Phil Phact(tm) to get the vax card without having the icky vax curdling your precious bodily fluids.
What you do is this:
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Get the vax. This will get you the card. Now you need to purge your body of the vax.
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Prepare Phil’s Phabulous Phluid. If you use this fluid it will remove any magnetic microchips or genetically modified mRNA from your system. What is this phabulous phluid? Simply purée 3-4 habaneros with some horseradish and mix with vinegar and mustard.
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Use the phabulous phluid as an enema. If it stings it means it is destroying the Bill Gates tracking chips, so just keep using the phluid ‘til it stops stinging.
You can substitute scotch bonnets for the habaneros. Ideally you would use Dijon mustard, but yellow mustard is fine in a pinch. Avoid rice vinegar.
You’re welcome.
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i will give you an enima with my special fluids drphil 😉
Borax works,too -- and it'll whiten your shirts.
Has Antonio Brown used your services?
You can just use good old fashioned bleach.
Nice Dr. Strangelove reference
Or you could use a fake arm.
^ yeah, I read about that, nurse should've given his somewhere special. 😬
People in the UK have asked to be devaccinated. The death rate is higher for those vaccinated, and even though they have the highest vaccination rate, they have a huge number of new cases.
SJG
^ And that’s why...
Hol up hol up...
I’m just going to drop this one. Yanking Mr. San Jose’s chain for a reaction is pointless. Like shooting fish in a barrel. But using an RPG to asplode the barrel rather than using a gun. Shit, it’s even easier than watching a GEICO commercial.
You be you Mr. San Jose.
LOL surprised there isn’t some type of assembly line facilities around that don’t even really vax and low key dispose of the product, but will fill out paperwork. Sort of like those mechanics who will pass everyone on a safety inspection when somebody needs their car registration renewed
Hey, this is going to go on for generations. The losers do not get to write the history. The victims of that mRNA needle jab will need to be compensated. And there is no Statute of Limitations on Crimes Against Humanity. We will not forget.
SJG
PBS Newshour, today, still feeding the hysteria and calling for more needle jabs, and lowering the age limit for "boosters" youtube.com
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