Comments by imnumnutz (page 8)

bruce cockburn (yeah joke all you want, its pronounced CO burn), "If I had a rocket launcher"

i am not "friends" with many strippers, but yes, one confided to me that she has had an abortion.

if money is no object, then there is no question on strip club: Spearmint Rhino. probably the most girls, most 7 - 8 and a few that are better, of any club in country. Lots of contact with the right girl if you don't act like an idiot. Nude clubs? Don't go to nude clubs often, but Deja Vu is a good place to start. Please keep in mind that in many respects, Vegas is not that much different from other cities. DO NOT show up expecting to find hundreds of gorgeous girls at 3 in the afternoon. The best times are evenings, Thursday thru Saturday...

nothing all that new. i can remembers shows as old as "Kojak" with strip club scenes. And "Married with Children" had "nudie bar" scenes just about every other show in its later years...

left keys in Li'l Darlings in Vegas once, came back in and found 'em without difficulty.

you're not a PL, you're the ultimate friend. hope she's well soon.

color does not matter as long as it natural licking. Straight, medium/long hair is great, but not absurdly long.

I am a sucker for girls with pretty hair and pretty faces, so they can drive me nuts by dropping to their knees and running their head/hair all over my crotch. Also can rev me up by, again on their knees in front of me, looking me in the eye and licking their finger, air-licking my crotch, etc. If they're riding me, they can make noise in my ear, or lick my ear. Do NOT like it when they blow in my ear.

G. is very fortunate to have a great friend like the 'cat! Hope she's better real soon!

strip club season in vegas is generally in line with convention season, Sept thru May, but convention biz right now is pretty slow. summer is generally the "off season" for clubs in NYC.

Dick, you are SUCH a TOOL...

but who would dare do such a thing?

i strongly dislike it. invariably the pair will include one that I like and one that I don't and I cannot get the one I like to break away. anyway, my stock answer when approached by a pair is that i strongly believe in monogamy.

my visits now are pretty much limited to Vegas clubs, about 3 times a year. I'll spend anywhere from 2-4 hrs at the Rhino, generally less at other clubs. I'm only attracted to a certain type of dancer, and there's more of them at Rhino.

i've been away from the d.c. area for a while, by the Crystal City Restaurant, which is a strip club of sorts, used to have a huge portion of prime rib with baked potato for either 7.95 or 8.95.

saw a really pretty dancer at Vegas Rhino a few years ago named Bradley. fun to talk to, but dances were boring.

1. Spearmint Rhino, Vegas 2. Mons Venus, Tampa

i don't have to b.s. cuz dancers seem to give me my opening line. It doesn't matter what club I go to, whether the dancer is drunk, or whatever... I always get told by dancers I look like Steve Martin. I don't see it, but it's easy to take it from there...

two, both of 'em met in Vegas (I head out there in 8 days, not that I'm counting or anything...) One was a nurse (pretty sure she wasn't bsing me...) the other was a real estate agent (confirmed, she gave me her card...)

he was just interviewing potential baby sitters. easy place to find one who is drug-free...

i'm with chandler here, there are many dancers who really should try changing their looks. Even when I got to the Vegas Rhino, I see many who really need hair and make-up lessons. for the most part, i like my favorites to remain physically the same. Changes of outfits are fine, though.

Founder doesn't need to do anything. If u just ignore this guy, he'll soon go away. He's begging for attention.

Penthouse Pet/Playboy Playmate Linn Thomas was by far the best feature. I am totally in the tank for Linn, even though she left the biz years ago. She was beautiful, enthusiastic on stage, and gave pretty decent private dances. A winning, outgoing personality was the icing on the cake. Very, very few playmates ever go the feature route. From what i've seen, the hot porn stars and penthouse pets used to do frequent club tours, but not as much recently. Oh, sure, occassionally a Jesse Jane or Kaylani Lei will hit the road. For the most part, though, I hardly recongize any of the names of the so-called features that tour today.

never had an experience quite that bad. However, one time I got a single dance from a girl who was OK, but I didn't know she was a sweat bucket. She actually dripped perspiration all over me. couldn't get to the men's room fast enough to wash up.

Like T-brother, I've helped count on ocassion. Doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother her.