I was telling a friend of mine that I have been having trouble getting extras at the clubs. He said he knows of a surefire place for extras. Its something called a "bathhouse?" He said men go there for baths and saunas, etc...and normally get extras. I guess they are real big in SanFran. I have never heard of such a place, have any of you been to a bathhouse? If so, how good looking are the girls? cost?
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Best thing for you to do is go with your friend since he knows all about them. I'm sure you both will get "extra" attention. Never an ugly girl in the place! Cost? Well that may be up to you. If you are real buff and such, some there may just PAY you to allow their partying with you!
Good luck, and please report back!
Ask MisterGuy; he is certain to have the straight poop...
In a bath house, you must do some special things to get some special extra attention.
It's an absolute requirement that you know all the Village People songs by heart, so run out to your used books/records dealer. Hope you have an 8 track player.
It helps to dress like one of the Village People, especially as a cowboy, construction worker, or indian.
Since you're likely to be exploring back doors, you should know that back doors (there's a lot of back doors in bath houses) open more easily with lubrication. Run out to your local Walgreens and get the industrial size, along with a couple of twelve packs of rubbers. If the check out clerk makes eye contact with you, start humming YMCA. Clerks have a sense of humour, so it helps if you dress like a cowboy (especially, a cowboy with a pink shirt).
In case someone at the bath house asks for a password, the password is always "flamer", then show the person who asked, your lube tube.
Have fun
hey a lot of the gay guys that go to these bath houses have really hot friends that are girls that they could help hook you up with.
Dick, you are SUCH a TOOL...
I have heard of these places. I have also heard that they are gay hang outs.
shadowcat says: I have heard of these places. I have also heard that they are gay hang outs.
Dudester says "Duh !!! Where you been the last thirty years?"
Well, scat, that was obviously the joke. Duh.
"Flamer"? Are you sure? I always used the password " 'Smoker " (as in Dick) and got right in.
DJ, just stick going to the hooter's. You'll eventually get extras there..
But I am fairly certain that "Hooters" won't work as secret password.
Possible passwords:
"Greek" "Rump-roast" "Salad tossing" "Greenvegas"
Well done, How.
How about these passwords if the others do not work:
"Manilow" "Butt-Pirate" "Fudge" or "Packer" or, I guess, both.... "Greenvegas' Wife"
"Shoulder surfer" "Willie-wonker" "Rump humper" "Greenvegas' dog"
"Ask MisterGuy; he is certain to have the straight poop"
In your dreams moron...BTW, nice job falling for an obvious fake post old men...lol...sheesh...
I pointed out the joke several posts back, MG. lol...sheesh...
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