Comments by DandyDan (page 2)

I can't say obesity is attractive, at least in a way people would universally find attractive. But my experience is that bigger girls fuck better.

@rattdog- no. Just a crazy ex girlfriend who cared about basketball way too much

I don't much care, but it seems like most of the ones who were favorites had landing strips.

For the area I live in now, there's exactly one club now within an hour's drive. I go there with the hope it might be good and leave most of the time wishing not to come back. Of course, once in a while, they get a good dancer I like, but then, that's a rare event.

I will say one of my ex-girlfriends was a big fan of Mutombo. I hope wherever she is she isn't in severe mourning.

Like others have said, you gotta read the room to know how your club works. Most clubs, at best, give you a titty rub for your tips. That said, I've been to a few clubs where they did give mileage while doing their stage dances. Generally, it means they give more in the VIP.

I've never had any girl quote me a dance price of anything other than $10 a song, so I assume your girl must have been someone who doesn't understand how KoD works. I didn't find the VIP worth it the one time I went, but it may be if you have a favorite.

One that drove me nuts recently is Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65. I always think the lyrics are saying I need a guy or something like that. I don't need to hear a song that makes me think of gay sex in a strip club, even if that's not the actual lyrics.

My favorite piece of Fort Wayne trivia is that they used to have a mayor named Harry Baals. You should have shared that with your stripper there.

Since you asked about Hurley, WI, there are two things I knew about Hurley long ago. It's an old mining town, which presumably attracted prostitution, and the mob had an interest in Hurley, being a border town. It's legacy probably lives on in today's strip clubs.

They're all favorites

I did at one of my former favorite clubs. My chosen entertainer was kind enough to put my clothes on the one table in the room before allowing me to bang her ass.

Obviously some do lose interest in sex when they get older, but it's a great thing when they don't. My current fuck buddy, who is in her 50's, claims she gets it more now than in her 20's.

I go when I want to go, so I don't go more or less when it's football season. I remember going to a club once when the local college team was playing on TV and they had a free keg of beer that you could have while the game was in progress. This might be enough to make some people go during football season

The former host of Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall, recently died. That, of course, was his stage name, for his real name was Ralph Pierre LaCock. He was smart to change his name for TV. His son, Pete LaCock, played MLB for the Cubs, and other teams.

A. Someone else will inevitably come along.

I remember one of the clubs I used to visit had a lap dance room where everyone could see everyone else and a guy in a wheelchair was getting his in the wheelchair.

I have told them what kind of work I do and what my employer does, broadly speaking, but there's no great need for more details than that.

No different than any other type of MILF. One of my old favorites was a big booty Puerto Rican. She wasn't always around, but she was one of the top dancers at her club, as long as she wasn't drunk.

I was traveling in rural northern Iowa recently and there is an insurance agent with the last name of Hiscocks. Did he have an ancestor with two?

I don't remember the last time I used a club's ATM, but I certainly never used it 3 times in a night.

I used to visit a club with a number of Indian customers. One of my favorites, for whatever reason, was someone they liked and if we were walking back to the lap dance room, they'd try to get her to go with them. She'd always shoo them away. She would always say what a bunch of rude foreigners they were.

Probably making sure your ID is real like when the TSA does when you fly on a plane. They still have liabilities if they let people in with a fake ID.

Some of it, no doubt, is the economy. Some of it is strip club managers who don't know what a good dancer is, so they end up putting bad dancers on stage who run off customers. But some of it is dancers who are full of themselves. There's enough blame to go around.

I not only don't care about the Olympics, I don't even care about betting on them, either.