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Joined Oct 2022
Last Seen Jul 2025

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review
published 3 days ago
Pretty faces but too many fake boobs
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blahblahblahs

5.7

Some basics that aren't always covered in reviews of this place. It is two clubs in one: a topless club that is open from lunch until last call (somewhere between 1:30 and 2) and…

review
published 2 mos ago
Who's kingdom is it anyway?
reviewed by
blahblahblahs

8.0

TL/DR: Best dance experience of any MTL club I've visited. Expensive by Quebec standards, but still a great value compared to clubs in the States. The bouncer was a dick.
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Logistics: Great subway and bike…

review
published 2 mos ago
Possibly the best value on the East Coast
reviewed by
blahblahblahs

7.3

On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…

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discussion
started 5 mos ago
Political Discourse
Wildebeast bill of rights
posted by
blahblahblahs

Lions are too free to have their way with Wildebeast.

This has to stop now. Perhaps the orange strong man can help them? I propose a 30% tariff on all Whiskey from Kentucky until…

discussion
started 10 mos ago
Front Room
Favorites and Terminololgy
posted by
blahblahblahs

What do you call the following:

  • Your second (or third) favorite at your primary club?
  • Your favorite at your secondary club
  • Your favorite at a club you can only get to occasionally?
  • A dancer who…

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