Most embarrassing last names

I knew a dentist named Dr Payne.

My cardiothoracic surgeon last June for my quad-bypass: Dr Shortt, and yes, he was under 5'6". Having said that, he was wonderful, compassionate and I'd recommend him in a heart beat (no pun intended.) Anthony WEINER; Nat Inquirer Publisher PECKER; CNN Jeffrey "Lubin" Toobin.

Oh and I saw a couple vasectomy surgeons named Dr. Dick Chopp and Dr. Les Wang.

How about David Pecker, there’s got to be a few good jokes to be made about pecker testifying against Trump. LOL

Let’s never forget Mike Hunt, and Rollie Fingers.

^Mogul beat you to it, and without the political commentary. Read the thread. His best nickname, for the muckraking, is dirty Pecker.

Dick Trickle

^ lol that sounds like gonorrhea. Ex pitching coach named Dick Pole.

Had a girl in my class called Anita Ho

didn't anthony weiner text pics of his dick to a bunch of young girls? got to live up to the name. friend in school name john smith. teacher: "something so routine even a john smith could understand. oops sorry john." whole class laughed.

@twentyfive - Lol, David Pecker was the first one that came to mind.

I know of a guy named Daniel Putz.

Dr. Dye. A gym teacher named Jim Teacher.

A buddy recently told me about a physician named Richard (Dick) Herter

@FishHawk - When I was a kid my dentist's name was Dr. Fear. His son eventually took over the practice, so I continued going to Dr. Fear for many years.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8JQdSHf23Zo&pp=ygUQTGFzdCBuYW1lIGZhZ2dvdA%3D%3D

@Muddy - why didn't he at least pronounce if fah-GOH, like French?

I once knew a girl named Pamela Pennypacker.

I used to feel a little sorry for a fellow university student I once knew named Mary Fuchardt.

When I moved to my current town, the water commissioner was named Al Piper, and the town groundskeeper was Debbie Parks.

Phuket, Thailand - real place. I heard about it when a massive Tsunami hit in ~2004, 4,000 killed just there. Not making fun of those killed, however, how the news had to report the city had to be tough on network TV and radio. Clint Eastwood made a movie called "Hereafter" - really good, based off this event. Toad Suck, Arkansas - Real place: https://www.toadsuck.org/the-name-and-the-story

Dr. Rogers and his nurse, Miss Evans. Personal fav: Joseph Joseph Joseph Jr., my Accounting 501 teacher, a very good one, and a nice guy.

Andy Dick sister, Annetta. Dick Hurts B.J. Worthy Jacl Goff A few funny married announcements Wang-Holder Golden-Showers Hardy-Harr Rump-Orefice Stoker-Dailey

Amongst my neighbors when I was a kid were the Butt family. The mom's name was Shirley. There once was a mayor of Fort Wayne, IN named Harry Baals.

The county coroner where I grew up was named Willard Blood. The gym teacher in my elementary school was a man named Alphonse Dick. Of course as kids, we had to call him Mr. Dick. Someone I knew went to high school with a girl named Fonda Dix.

I went to High School with Peter Koch, pronounced "cock". Had my appendix removed by Doctor Grim.

A had a college class with Richard Head. Thanks mom and dad. Even then they should have known they named him Dick Head.