Most embarrassing last names

I knew a dentist named Dr Payne.

My cardiothoracic surgeon last June for my quad-bypass: Dr Shortt, and yes, he was under 5'6". Having said that, he was wonderful, compassionate and I'd recommend him in a heart beat (no pun intended.)

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Oh and I saw a couple vasectomy surgeons named Dr. Dick Chopp and Dr. Les Wang.

How about David Pecker, there’s got to be a few good jokes to be made about pecker testifying against Trump.
LOL

Let’s never forget Mike Hunt, and Rollie Fingers.

^Mogul beat you to it, and without the political commentary. Read the thread. His best nickname, for the muckraking, is dirty Pecker.

Dick Trickle

^ lol that sounds like gonorrhea.

Ex pitching coach named Dick Pole.

Had a girl in my class called Anita Ho

didn't anthony weiner text pics of his dick to a bunch of young girls? got to live up to the name.

friend in school name john smith. teacher: "something so routine even a john smith could understand. oops sorry john." whole class laughed.

@twentyfive - Lol, David Pecker was the first one that came to mind.

I know of a guy named Daniel Putz.

Dr. Dye. A gym teacher named Jim Teacher.

A buddy recently told me about a physician named Richard (Dick) Herter

@FishHawk - When I was a kid my dentist's name was Dr. Fear. His son eventually took over the practice, so I continued going to Dr. Fear for many years.

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@Muddy - why didn't he at least pronounce if fah-GOH, like French?

I once knew a girl named Pamela Pennypacker.

I used to feel a little sorry for a fellow university student I once knew named Mary Fuchardt.

When I moved to my current town, the water commissioner was named Al Piper, and the town groundskeeper was Debbie Parks.

Phuket, Thailand - real place. I heard about it when a massive Tsunami hit in ~2004, 4,000 killed just there. Not making fun of those killed, however, how the news had to report the city had to be tough on network TV and radio. Clint Eastwood made a movie called "Hereafter" - really good, based off this event.

Toad Suck, Arkansas - Real place: www.toadsuck.org

Dr. Rogers and his nurse, Miss Evans.

Personal fav: Joseph Joseph Joseph Jr., my Accounting 501 teacher, a very good one, and a nice guy.

Andy Dick sister, Annetta.
Dick Hurts
B.J. Worthy
Jacl Goff

A few funny married announcements
Wang-Holder
Golden-Showers
Hardy-Harr
Rump-Orefice
Stoker-Dailey

Amongst my neighbors when I was a kid were the Butt family. The mom's name was Shirley.

There once was a mayor of Fort Wayne, IN named Harry Baals.

The county coroner where I grew up was named Willard Blood.

The gym teacher in my elementary school was a man named Alphonse Dick. Of course as kids, we had to call him Mr. Dick.

Someone I knew went to high school with a girl named Fonda Dix.

I went to High School with Peter Koch, pronounced "cock". Had my appendix removed by Doctor Grim.

A had a college class with Richard Head.
Thanks mom and dad. Even then they should have known they named him Dick Head.

Dick Johnson…

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Least embarrassing name: rick

This rick knows the question is about last names, but I just have to point out that that the name rick is so amazingly amazing that you probably can’t wrap you normie heads around how amazing it is.

How hard is it to understand how great the ricks are? Well…it is an established fact that the reason Einstein failed to devise a grand unified theory is that he met a rick and then spent the rest of his life trying to understand how you could pack that much coolness into a single being. He though the sheer density of coolness would collapse under its own gravity an form a frickin’ black hole.

ROAR!!!

Back in the 80s, in my professional pursuits I encountered a gentleman named Kurt Hittler (with the two t's). Not long after I first encountered him, he had the last named legally changed to something unremarkable, which caused me to wonder what took him so long.

I knew a guy named Bruce Woodcock. He was killed on a CA drag strip.

I was traveling in rural northern Iowa recently and there is an insurance agent with the last name of Hiscocks. Did he have an ancestor with two?

U of South Carolina players are gamecocks. I guess that is better than lame cocks.

I had a highschool math teacher named Richard Whacker

In elementary school there was a teacher named Long Johnson

Not long after 9/11, I was working as a bank manager. We had a really good customer (who was also a hell of a nice guy) that had the bad luck of being named Osama.

I'm sure prior to 9/11 it was a perfectly normal and unremarkable name, but now it had this stigma. He asked that we call him Ozzy and he eventually had it legally changed.

Manly Head was a Chemist I used to work with.

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Mister orange Osama was not a normal name at any point. Its always been a middle eastern name. Im surprised you and your right wing gang didnt beat him, rob him, and accuse him of financing terrrorism

A guy I know drives a truck for an outfit called Beaver Meats. He told me the recently deceased owner was a Richard (Dick) Beaver.

@RMD - Not sure what in my post triggered that response from you, and then to repeat it in a PM. He was a great guy and we all liked him. We knew he was middle eastern, I forget what country he was from. Are you saying someone from the middle east is not a normal person? Because that's what it sounds like you're saying, and then accuse others of being violently racist. What a fuckin weirdo you are.

If were talking “normal” names that would be American names. Smith, johnson, greene, etc. Osama is a minority middle eastern name, not a normal (common) american name.
thats cool you liked him but to be honest he was a bank customer so there isnt much you could have done even if you wanted.

^^ Quit wasting everyone's time with your mindless drivel. Fucking jackass.

I worked at a company that did business with the accounting firm of Orifice & Collins. 'Orifice' in this context is an Italian surname (pronounced Orif-FEE-chay). That's already not great, but then Collins (a woman) got married to a guy with the last name 'Beaver'.

And that's how for two weeks in Rhode Island there existed the accounting firm of Orifice & Beaver, because apparently they both knew a lot about accounting but nothing about anything else.

I was told that their clients and family held a series of awkward interventions before they finally changed the business name.

In high school my classmate was Peter Koch - pronounced cock- When asked why, he'd always say that his parents hoped the last name would get all their kids killed so they wouldn't have to support them.

I knew a woman with the last name Greathead. I always thought that must be a lot to live up to...

^It's the effort more than the result that's important....

Koch is pronounced Coke, not cock.

I've never heard of Koch pronounced as cock.

Coke
Kuck
Former Mayor Koch in NYC pronounced the och like crotch.

I've heard it pronounced as Cock.

This has to be the best. Peanisbreath???

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"I've never heard of Koch pronounced as cock. Coke, Kuck, Former Mayor Koch in NYC pronounced the och like crotch."

They were all trying to avoid the correct pronunciation, "cock". Especially Mayor Ed, because everyone knows he was a big lover of cock. (Kinda liked him as Mayor though.) How 'm I doing?

'Peanisbreath'

Great! I see that cj and his ancestors in the vaterland can adopt a name that suits them perfectly! LMAO!

There's an old Tommy Lee Jones movie that just came on tv, Black Moon Rising.
The director is Harley Cokliss.

Curious I just looked him up on wiki.
He changed his name to cokeliss but he's listed as cokliss in the film credits.

The former host of Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall, recently died. That, of course, was his stage name, for his real name was Ralph Pierre LaCock. He was smart to change his name for TV. His son, Pete LaCock, played MLB for the Cubs, and other teams.

Biden.

Piece of baseball trivia about Pete LaCock.

He hit a grand slam home run run off of St Louis Hall of Famer Bob Gibson. It was Gibson’s final game and the last batter to get a hit off him before he retired.