My cardiothoracic surgeon last June for my quad-bypass: Dr Shortt, and yes, he was under 5'6". Having said that, he was wonderful, compassionate and I'd recommend him in a heart beat (no pun intended.)
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@FishHawk - When I was a kid my dentist's name was Dr. Fear. His son eventually took over the practice, so I continued going to Dr. Fear for many years.
Phuket, Thailand - real place. I heard about it when a massive Tsunami hit in ~2004, 4,000 killed just there. Not making fun of those killed, however, how the news had to report the city had to be tough on network TV and radio. Clint Eastwood made a movie called "Hereafter" - really good, based off this event.
This rick knows the question is about last names, but I just have to point out that that the name rick is so amazingly amazing that you probably can’t wrap you normie heads around how amazing it is.
How hard is it to understand how great the ricks are? Well…it is an established fact that the reason Einstein failed to devise a grand unified theory is that he met a rick and then spent the rest of his life trying to understand how you could pack that much coolness into a single being. He though the sheer density of coolness would collapse under its own gravity an form a frickin’ black hole.
Back in the 80s, in my professional pursuits I encountered a gentleman named Kurt Hittler (with the two t's). Not long after I first encountered him, he had the last named legally changed to something unremarkable, which caused me to wonder what took him so long.
Not long after 9/11, I was working as a bank manager. We had a really good customer (who was also a hell of a nice guy) that had the bad luck of being named Osama.
I'm sure prior to 9/11 it was a perfectly normal and unremarkable name, but now it had this stigma. He asked that we call him Ozzy and he eventually had it legally changed.
Mister orange Osama was not a normal name at any point. Its always been a middle eastern name. Im surprised you and your right wing gang didnt beat him, rob him, and accuse him of financing terrrorism
@RMD - Not sure what in my post triggered that response from you, and then to repeat it in a PM. He was a great guy and we all liked him. We knew he was middle eastern, I forget what country he was from. Are you saying someone from the middle east is not a normal person? Because that's what it sounds like you're saying, and then accuse others of being violently racist. What a fuckin weirdo you are.
If were talking “normal” names that would be American names. Smith, johnson, greene, etc. Osama is a minority middle eastern name, not a normal (common) american name. thats cool you liked him but to be honest he was a bank customer so there isnt much you could have done even if you wanted.
I worked at a company that did business with the accounting firm of Orifice & Collins. 'Orifice' in this context is an Italian surname (pronounced Orif-FEE-chay). That's already not great, but then Collins (a woman) got married to a guy with the last name 'Beaver'.
And that's how for two weeks in Rhode Island there existed the accounting firm of Orifice & Beaver, because apparently they both knew a lot about accounting but nothing about anything else.
I was told that their clients and family held a series of awkward interventions before they finally changed the business name.
In high school my classmate was Peter Koch - pronounced cock- When asked why, he'd always say that his parents hoped the last name would get all their kids killed so they wouldn't have to support them.
"I've never heard of Koch pronounced as cock. Coke, Kuck, Former Mayor Koch in NYC pronounced the och like crotch."
They were all trying to avoid the correct pronunciation, "cock". Especially Mayor Ed, because everyone knows he was a big lover of cock. (Kinda liked him as Mayor though.) How 'm I doing?
The former host of Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall, recently died. That, of course, was his stage name, for his real name was Ralph Pierre LaCock. He was smart to change his name for TV. His son, Pete LaCock, played MLB for the Cubs, and other teams.
He hit a grand slam home run run off of St Louis Hall of Famer Bob Gibson. It was Gibson’s final game and the last batter to get a hit off him before he retired.
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LOL
Ex pitching coach named Dick Pole.
friend in school name john smith. teacher: "something so routine even a john smith could understand. oops sorry john." whole class laughed.
Toad Suck, Arkansas - Real place: https://www.toadsuck.org/the-name-and-th…
Personal fav: Joseph Joseph Joseph Jr., my Accounting 501 teacher, a very good one, and a nice guy.
Dick Hurts
B.J. Worthy
Jacl Goff
A few funny married announcements
Wang-Holder
Golden-Showers
Hardy-Harr
Rump-Orefice
Stoker-Dailey
There once was a mayor of Fort Wayne, IN named Harry Baals.
The gym teacher in my elementary school was a man named Alphonse Dick. Of course as kids, we had to call him Mr. Dick.
Someone I knew went to high school with a girl named Fonda Dix.
Thanks mom and dad. Even then they should have known they named him Dick Head.
Cummings
This rick knows the question is about last names, but I just have to point out that that the name rick is so amazingly amazing that you probably can’t wrap you normie heads around how amazing it is.
How hard is it to understand how great the ricks are? Well…it is an established fact that the reason Einstein failed to devise a grand unified theory is that he met a rick and then spent the rest of his life trying to understand how you could pack that much coolness into a single being. He though the sheer density of coolness would collapse under its own gravity an form a frickin’ black hole.
ROAR!!!
I'm sure prior to 9/11 it was a perfectly normal and unremarkable name, but now it had this stigma. He asked that we call him Ozzy and he eventually had it legally changed.
This is a sorority
thats cool you liked him but to be honest he was a bank customer so there isnt much you could have done even if you wanted.
And that's how for two weeks in Rhode Island there existed the accounting firm of Orifice & Beaver, because apparently they both knew a lot about accounting but nothing about anything else.
I was told that their clients and family held a series of awkward interventions before they finally changed the business name.
Coke
Kuck
Former Mayor Koch in NYC pronounced the och like crotch.
https://ifunny.co/picture/93-peanisbreat…
They were all trying to avoid the correct pronunciation, "cock". Especially Mayor Ed, because everyone knows he was a big lover of cock. (Kinda liked him as Mayor though.) How 'm I doing?
Great! I see that cj and his ancestors in the vaterland can adopt a name that suits them perfectly! LMAO!
The director is Harley Cokliss.
Curious I just looked him up on wiki.
He changed his name to cokeliss but he's listed as cokliss in the film credits.
He hit a grand slam home run run off of St Louis Hall of Famer Bob Gibson. It was Gibson’s final game and the last batter to get a hit off him before he retired.