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Comments by harrydave (page 25)

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    14 years ago
    What Makes Her Your ATF?
    My advice to heshootsandscores...don't get too hung up on the "ATF" designation. Obviously, you like to visit a variety of clubs and meet all kinds of women. Don't get too invested in one woman unless you intend to marry her. Enjoy the splendid variety that life has to offer. And treat them all well.
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    14 years ago
    Cops hanging outside of strip club
    As for cops at strip clubs, it is not the ones I can see that I am worried about. Recently the Blue Diamond club in Columbbus closed. Now the place was a dive, the girls were a bit skanky, and it was never crowded (my kind of place), but a nice 30-something couple spent time in there off and on for a while. I was there one night when they were there. They sipped their beers and tipped the girls. Undercover cops, of course. And the BD was raided. Girls got arrested for various infractions, including "pimping" !?!? This was probably the final blow for a marginal operation.
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    14 years ago
    How much do you tip bird dogs?
    Gotta agree with RD. I think it is a NY area old school thing. I can think of one club in Stamford, and one in Bridgeport, CT where tipping will work wonders. The club in Stamford has a "private" dance room with all the charms of a broom closet. But with the right Dominican lady, and appropriate tip to the thug at the entrance, you will not be focusing on the shitty chairs.
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    14 years ago
    New record for a champagne room stay?
    This is not atypical for Vegas. I have read reviews for OG that basically sound like the guy is using his hotel room just to shower and shave. Based on personal experience, I would say the best times to go to Vegas clubs is on the off hours, unless you have to see the hottest girls. However, this begs the question: what is the longest you have ever stayed in a club without leaving for a break? For me, it is something like 8 hours (a dive bar in Phoenix where I was a regular glued to the bar stool, and a provider of psych counseling to the girls).
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    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Clapping
    Gotta agree with Dudester. Only 1 in 20 dancers has real dancing talent. The vast majority are what I refer to as "shoe models", and some like to spin around the pole a bit, or get down doggie style and shake their booty. And that's about it. At Hiliter in Phoenix there is one day girl who is a yoga instructor. She is ripped, and does a variety of balancing and strength moves. I have clapped for her.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    I'm studing to be a pharmacist...
    I was convinced by a tall (6ft) German dancer that she was a PhD candidate in Chemistry at Arizona State. There is nothing like intelligent AND sexy.
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    14 years ago
    Do you occasionally get tired of visiting strip clubs after a while?
    I like gk's suggestions. With lots of travel to Columbus, OH over the past few years, I was getting tired of the club scene there (Samsung, why is Columbus so lame?). Then I met Tuscl_Bro by chance (yeah right) in a club that is now closed. I was sitting with a girl at the bar, and I have just described how there is this guy that posts a shit-load of reviews for clubs around town, and this seems to be one of his regular hangouts. She says she knows the guy and she's waiting for him. Ten minutes later, he strolls in. An hour later, I'm in a dance booth with my pants down! Sometimes, you need to apprentice yourself to a grand master. LOL!
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    14 years ago
    OneAngryDwarf
    Pennsylvania
    Shot girls
    My strategy is simple. I don't go back to clubs with shot girls. That includes the pathetic club Samsung refers to. Instead, I go to clubs where if you buy the lady bartender a drink, she's likely to reciprocate with heavy pours, and maybe come out from behind the bar for some highly personal thank-you time.
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    14 years ago
    How "typical"are you?
    I have been going to dives, and am usually the best dressed guy there, which isn't saying a lot. However, as RD reports, it does attract the ladies (at least those who are imagining a fat wallet that goes along with the nice clothes).
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    14 years ago
    Know Any Guys who married strippers? How did it work out? What is your take on
    Met her at a club in Phoenix. She then moved to a better club, broke up with her boyfriend, moved in with me. That was 5 years ago. She has quit stripping (her own decision) and is getting her degree at ASU (2 semesters to go). We will be hitched in September. It has been great.
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    14 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Sex in public...
    On the shore of Williams Island in Casco Bay, Maine. Every house on the mainland has a telescope. Preparation meets opportunity.
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    14 years ago
    LeeH
    Georgia
    feature dancers? what's the draw?
    A strip club without a feature dancer is like a fish without a bicycle.
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    14 years ago
    CAUTION! Stalker!
    Anybody want to create a new ID, like CrystalinVA, and send him a private message?
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    14 years ago
    So how many people have Dougster on ignore
    I had to check: 2for20DollarsLapDancesForever, definitelynotgreenvegas and mitciv Can't seem to understand the guys who spend more time criticizing each other than discussing the pros and cons of this little hobby of ours. Besides, if you have thin skin, what are you doing on an Internet discussion board? Hello, is anyone there? LOL
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    14 years ago
    How Did You Find TUSCL?
    I was frying tortillas. One of them had an image in the browned areas that looked like a naked woman, right next to the letters T U S C L.
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    14 years ago
    What are some things a dancer does during a dance that annoys you?
    While I agree with many of the suggestions above, I have distilled the experience down to a simple evaluation that works for me: either the girl is "dick friendly" or "dick averse". Most of the moves I dislike are those designed by the girl to do anything but pay proper attention to Mr. Dave.
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    14 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Road Clubs
    RD, you are a man after my own heart. The life of a road warrior is best accented with local spice. Just a few tidbits from my travels: - gotta agree on Stamford/Bridgeport. Used to be my home turf. Suffice it to say that Dominican and Brazilian girls have a wonderful lack of inhibition. - along similar lines in the NY area, must recommend Irvington, NJ. Scary environs, but a great bargain can be had for those who love Nubian princesses. - then there is the contradictory nature of Indiana. Conservative values and some great clubs. From Evansville to Fort Wayne, with stops in Indy and Kokomo, a good road trip would be a high probability. I'm on the road again, in San Antonio tonight. Hmmm, time to check out the listings!
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    14 years ago
    Headin to Arizona
    I live in Phoenix and have been to all of the clubs. The potential for extras as a visitor is very low. You might have a slim shot at it in either Bandaids (small, bar-type club) or Blue Moon (all nude, not the highest quality girls), if you arrive around 6pm and try for a girl coming off shift. I would not waste my time, however. Go straight to Hiliter if you like a medium sized club with good looking girls, or to Bourbon St if you just have to see enhanced breasts. Best strategy in Phoenix is to tip girls on stage and ask them straight out for a dance. Don't expect much more in VIP. If you want sex, go to a massage parlor in Mesa!
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    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    $60 - $80 Lappers on The Block?
    Been to the Block a few times. Actually went to college in "Charm City USA", which is the somewhat inappropriate nickname for Baltimore. Two types of clubs on the Block. Those with an active back room, and those without. Recent reviews should give you an idea of which is which. At most clubs, an expensive drinks ($20 to $60) get you 15 to 30 minutes cuddle time with a dancer at or near the bar, which may include a few lap dances or other forms of contact. If there is a back room, the conversation will be direct, and the going rate is $100 plus. I don't know about OTC, but am skeptical about that working out well unless you are a regular.
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    14 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Signing In
    Yes. There is a club near Dayton, OH that used to be a "members only" club, and required you to pay a $10 membership fee and sign in. I think their lawyer must have had some legal theory about that.
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    14 years ago
    EarlTee
    Horny old bastard.
    Club Names
    My favorite club in Phoenix a few years back: Bandaids Been in a lot of Gold Clubs. Didn't like any of them. I like clubs with "Lounge" in the name. Old school.
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    14 years ago
    potheadpl
    Florida
    Stripper tried to run game on me and failed
    Had a similar experience with a girl in Detroit area several years back. She talked a big game for OTC, promised to make dates and always had excuses. I am a forgiving person, but I think the 3 strikes rule is good for these situations. My last text message to her was "Game Over".
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    14 years ago
    FDA Warns Magic Power Coffee Has Viagra-like Ingredient
    Google generic viagra. $1 to $2 a pill. Order with credit card. Wait 3 weeks. Have fun. Order more next time.
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    14 years ago
    Worst Strip Club Still in Business
    Thanks for the mention. Hmmmmmm....tough call. How about Exotic She Lounge in Evansville, IN? It's a bar, it's a diner, it's a pool hall, it's a club. Who the hell knows what it is! Note the review by ThisOldManPlayed1....anybody know who that is?
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    14 years ago
    Blue Diamond Closed?
    I visited BD about a month ago, and the girls had long complicated stories about a bust. Many charged with minor sex related offenses, including "pimping", because they would steer a customer to another girl if they were busy (BS charge, but good fodder for plea deals). My visit was not good. As expected, there were fewer girls, and they were nervous. My guess is the business downturn and possible liquor license action by the City put the KO on the BD. Look forward to seeing some of the girls over at Rumors. As for posting reviews that give away too much, I basically agree, although LE can figure it out without our help.