Worst Strip Club Still in Business
samsung1
Ohio
Thanks to harrydave for starting this thread a few years ago but I wanted to start it again because of so many new people.
What is the worst club you have ever been in (for more than 5 minutes) that is still in business, defying all rules of business logic and sensibility. And why?
My worst, by far:
Misty's, a topless club in Columbus. Let me count the ways:
1. Bad part of town, old sign, 3 car parking lot
2. Run by creepy looking ghetto thugs more interested in drugs than girls
3. No DJ, no juke box, just a boom box near the stage
4. Girls you wouldn't fuck even if they paid you
5. Total of 2 dancers working, 1 bartender, 1 bouncer staring you down the whole time
6. 1 dance booth with beads hanging down as a door and the bouncer sitting behind this "door" to watch the private dance
7. Misty's used to be known as Body Shop Lounge but got closed down. Now a couple years later the same mgmt team opens it back again with a different name.
8. Homeless people hanging around on the same street.
9. Dim lighting to the point you have to squint
10. Asks for your ID at the door and studies it while writing something down in a log book as if they are keeping track of who enters.
Not even Vitamin V would get me interested in going back to this place again.
What is the worst club you have ever been in (for more than 5 minutes) that is still in business, defying all rules of business logic and sensibility. And why?
My worst, by far:
Misty's, a topless club in Columbus. Let me count the ways:
1. Bad part of town, old sign, 3 car parking lot
2. Run by creepy looking ghetto thugs more interested in drugs than girls
3. No DJ, no juke box, just a boom box near the stage
4. Girls you wouldn't fuck even if they paid you
5. Total of 2 dancers working, 1 bartender, 1 bouncer staring you down the whole time
6. 1 dance booth with beads hanging down as a door and the bouncer sitting behind this "door" to watch the private dance
7. Misty's used to be known as Body Shop Lounge but got closed down. Now a couple years later the same mgmt team opens it back again with a different name.
8. Homeless people hanging around on the same street.
9. Dim lighting to the point you have to squint
10. Asks for your ID at the door and studies it while writing something down in a log book as if they are keeping track of who enters.
Not even Vitamin V would get me interested in going back to this place again.
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why?
do you mean besides being a shithole?
read the reviews.. they don't lie!
In town for business and went to this joint. Hung around awhile in the evening and had a couple beers. Never saw a female.
Hmmmmmm....tough call.
How about Exotic She Lounge in Evansville, IN?
It's a bar, it's a diner, it's a pool hall, it's a club. Who the hell knows what it is!
Note the review by ThisOldManPlayed1....anybody know who that is?
There have been too many, but the most recent one was Bar Le Vieux Manoir in rural southern Quebec. I didn't even know that it existed until it just popped up on TUSCL as an apparent club. It's basically a local bar that happens to have very old & ugly strippers at it. The quoted prices for "extras" were pretty cheap, but you'd have to really, really like older women that should have given up dancing years & years ago in order to partake in any "fun"...ugh...
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"anybody know who that is?"
Yea, that's Bones.
This is yet another thread that could benefit from the return of the "Bottom 40"...a listing of the worst-rated strip clubs on TUSCL.
These are the worst rated clubs on www.tuscl.com. (minimum 5 reviews)
Rank Club Location Rating Reviews
1. Pad Covington, Kentucky 1.67 6
2. Silver Slipper Louisville, Kentucky 1.8 5
3. Club Can-Can Pennsauken, New Jersey 2 8
4. New Players Club, The Lakewood, Washington 2.14 7
5. Lamplighter II Worcester, Massachusetts 2.69 8
6. Artist Cafe New Orleans, Louisiana 2.86 7
7. Erotic City Kansas City, Missouri 3.14 7
8. Ball Park Tavern Levittown, Pennsylvania 3.2 5
9. Club Extasy Seattle, Washington 3.29 7
10. Dancers Palatine, Illinois 3.5 10
11. Fantasy Showbar Strip Mount Ephraim, New Jersey 3.56 9
12. Double Vision Horsham, Pennsylvania 3.6 5
12. Highway Playground Yukon, Pennsylvania 3.6 5
14. Baby Dolls (formerly Club Cabana) Zion, Illinois 3.63 8
15. Santa Fe Cabaret Dallas, Texas 3.67 6
15. Can-Can Room Las Vegas, Nevada 3.67 6
17. Mouse Trap Atlanta, Georgia 3.8 5
18. 1320 II Springfield, Virginia 4 5
18. Visions Madison, Wisconsin 4 5
20. Sensations Showgirls Grand Rapids, Michigan 4.14 7
21. Rose's Cantina Groton, Connecticut 4.2 5
22. Foxy Lady Raleigh, North Carolina 4.4 10
22. Brass Bull Newport, Kentucky 4.4 5
22. Penthouse Key Club Cleveland, Ohio 4.4 5
25. L.A. Gals San Francisco, California 4.43 7
26. VIP (frmly Crazy Horse Too) Chicago, Illinois 4.46 13
27. Seven Seas Tampa, Florida 4.47 15
28. Hunt Club Fort Collins, Colorado 4.5 8
29. PlayLate Club, The Birmingham, Alabama 4.58 6
30. Leopard Lounge Las Vegas, Nevada 4.6 5
31. Centerfolds 2000 North Oxford, Massachusetts 4.67 6
31. Centerfolds Worcester, Massachusetts 4.67 6
33. Mermaid West Palm Beach, Florida 4.77 11
34. Wiggles Hammond, Indiana 4.8 5
34. Diamond Club Atlanta, Georgia 4.8 5
34. Miss Karen's Ashkum, Illinois 4.8 5
37. Gold Rush Tampa, Florida 4.83 15
38. Dockside Dolls Garner, North Carolina 4.88 8
39. American Bush Salt Lake City, Utah 4.94 8
40. Paradise Club New York City/Manhattan, New York
I have not been to the Dockside Dolls in North Carolina but I know they are the company that also owned the Dockside Dolls in Columbus that went out of business a few years ago.