I'm studing to be a pharmacist...
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
After my 5 strip club visits yesterday, I was left horny. So I went back to one of the clubs today in search of the dancer that gave me a BBBJ two weeks ago. I found her. While basking in the afterglow she informed me that she only works Thu and Fri. I asked what she did the rest of the week. She said going to school to become a pharmacist. I thought more likely dealing illegal drugs.
So what other wild stories have you heard about going to school?
So what other wild stories have you heard about going to school?
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I know a local stripper who claims she is going to school for phlebotomy (studying blood samples). She claims the crime scene investigation shows got her interested in it. I figure she is more interested in going to school to study that to get syringes for her and her heroin buddies lol
On topic, one of my favorites decided she was going for a Criminal Justice degree so she could become a deputy. She lasted one quarter.
Back in my PD days (1990's), my Bachelor of Science + Spec Ops background got me on ERT (similar to SWAT) and I ended up as reports administrator, warrants administrator, and FTO (Field Training Officer).
She was very good as a sex partner, so I'm sure she would be very good as a judge as well. Yeah, I know.
Knew another dancer who claimed to be working on her PhD in physics; researching paranormal phenomenon. She was sorta nuts; C minus dancer.
And,....this really is true...dancer had a master's degree in chemistry; worked a local brewery making sure the batches had all the right stuff in them. Never drank in the club: said she hated beer!