Club Names
EarlTee
Horny old bastard.
Saturday, June 26, 2010 12:33 AM
For some reason I've been paying attention to club names recently.
I hate the stupid intentional misspellings: Platinum Dollz, Bottomz Up, Club Sinsations, Sinsaysionals, Lipstixx. One exception might be Suthern Kumforts, which is spelled so stupidly as to make me think that the owners are making fun of their Prairieville, Louisiana hick selves.
Pleasant Moments sounds like somewhere you take Grandma for afternoon tea.
Chubbies Club: fat chicks only?
I don't hate all club names, though. The ones with obvious sexual meanings are good, because I'm juvenile: Wet Spot, Mr. Happy's, Strokers, and probably my favorite of all, Lumber Yard.
I also like Casa Diablo, although I can't say why.
There are some that I just can't make sense of. There's a club in Iowa called Bookem Dan'o. We're naming clubs after TV quotes now?
So, names you love or hate?
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