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11 years ago
I especially enjoy feeling very wet pussy.
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11 years ago
I like medium size tits with darker areola and big pencil eraser nipples. All else is unappealing to me. Black girls with big saggy tits and areola's that are like 3 inches in diameter does not turn me on at all. I did know a dancer who had puffies, and they are nice to feel.
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11 years ago
Beats the hell out of having a moderator.
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11 years ago
Most of us old fuckers are just trying not to pass gas while getting head.
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11 years ago
Tina Fey in the ass.
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11 years ago
I delivered regional paper right to the front porch of my subscribers when I was 12 or 13. (early 1960's) Rolled-up with a rubber band around it. Wax paper added to the roll when it was raining. Carried them all in canvas bags strapped to my bicycle. They were delivered to my house in a bundle very early in the morning and I had to get up at 5:30 to roll them and then head out on delivery.
Read paper on iPad these days. Don't read cartoons. But I think the internet porno versions of Flintstones are interesting.
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11 years ago
The flame wars on this board don't bother me much - I read em, or I don't. It's a lot like Rush Limbaugh - just entertainment. Not very good entertainment sometimes; it is the same here.
Obviously Dougster places a lot of importance on using the written word to bully others. He spends a fair amount of time every day doing this, and perhaps has gone to the extent of creating other characters with whom he can start fights with, or who may side with him. Borderline.
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11 years ago
Where's that topic regarding stars we'd like to f**k?? Jen would be near the top of my list. I'd also like to make Tina Fey scream for more...
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11 years ago
related to the link shadowcat put up, several states have suggested that there is some link between rape and strip clubs. I think this might be an incredibly naive bus to jump on for legislators looking for a few more dollars in revenue. Of course piling on some more things for adult entertainment to deal with usually resonates well with the even more naive voters.
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11 years ago
I enjoy all aspects of a toned and clean dancer's rosebud.
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11 years ago
WTF?
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11 years ago
^^^Felix, a strip club owner dies and goes to Hell. Satan ushers him in, and explains that there are three types of Hell to choose from, and offers to show him each. Satan opens the door to Hell#1, and Felix sees nothing but big fat naked former strip-club bouncers having anal sex with each other. "Not that", exclaims Felix. So Satan takes Felix to Hell#2, and opens the door. Inside is a room full of naked former strip-club DJ's having anal sex with each other. "Disgusting", whispers Felix. So it's on to door #3. Inside are hundreds of former strip club owners, many of whom Felix recognizes from the Adult Industry Conventions as well as a few of the guys he had ordered killed for for perhaps no reason. The guys are all standing around in tuxedos sipping champagne and snacking on sushi. A string ensemble plays off-key music at a ridiculously high volume over in the corner. Naked girls with humongous fake tits hanging down to their waists scurry around refilling champagne glasses and offering more sushi. It all looks great except for the fact that this entire scene is being played out in Hell's biggest trough-type men's room urinal just like the ones Felix had in his clubs. This enormous pisser is stopped up (just like in Felix's clubs) and everybody is standing knee deep in warm, stinky, bright yellow piss.
Felix surveys the situation, turns to Satan and proclaims, "Wow, this is a lot better than the first two rooms." So, Satan selects a nice powder blue tux for Felix and sends him out into the crowd. No sooner than Felix gets a glass of champagne, Satan yells though a megaphone, "Break's over, everybody back on your heads."
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11 years ago
I grew up in Missouri. Lived in Texas for a decade after I finished college; Dallas was fun in the late 70's and early 80's. Been back in the Missouri/Kansas area for the past 25 years. Drawing plans for a house on the beach in the panhandle of Florida, and hope to be there in a couple of years. I have found that the summer humidity in Florida can be somewhat mitigated by going to the beach which is more comfortable than the inescapable humidity where I am now.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Overall untouchable. Greedy individuals still become over zealous and risk becoming Guido's next booty call.
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11 years ago
^^^ j40, you're describing Daisey Mae...she dances to hillbilly hip-hop
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11 years ago
^^^Dougster's comment certainly was junior high.
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11 years ago
I hope nobody new gets on here looking for SC information.
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11 years ago
did i miss something?
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11 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
"Gee, in that line of work you should be stupid enough to pay 50% more than market rate around here", says the dancer.
Q1: Yes I tell strippers what I do for a living. I build high-end custom homes, and the most common comment from a stripper is "How much would it cost to build me one?" Sometimes I say, "Oh 50 or 60 thousand dances." Other times I say, "How many rooms do you want?" Either way they have to think about it some. FWIW, 2000-2008 were very good years financially for me, and it showed by how much I spent at SC's. I was fortunate to have about half of normal volume in 2008-2012, and coupled with a bout with prostate cancer in 2011 that left Willey a piss-dribbling retard for a year, I have not been going going to the club much these days.
Q2: I set the tone for how much I will be spending. For example dancers occasionally ask how many dances will I be getting today, and I might reply that it depends on how much she charges for each. I will suggest we do one (at market rate) and then we'll see about more. I don't pay $30 for a single lap dance, so if the opens with that amount, we're done before we start.
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11 years ago
I had a dream that I went in the club, and everybody from TUSCL was there. Everybody had on great big name tags. Shadowcat was getting out of a Rolls that framerart was driving, and Dougster was spitting on people when they came in the door. Dog jumped on the bed about then and woke me up.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
OP: It was generous for the drug dealer to buy you a dance for your birthday! You can feel like maybe you got your fair share from him. After all he won't be paying income tax on his earnings here in the Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave.
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11 years ago
Awkward moment at the "Charity of Choice" annual donor recognition dinner. Perhaps the donation will be too small to get any mention...
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
...ON the record now :|
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11 years ago
@1511 might help reduce swelling of the gums....LOL
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11 years ago
^^^She can share his little island of space - like sit on his lap. Pray for turbulence...