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Comments by mmdv26 (page 11)

  • discussion comment
    11 years ago
    Makwa
    Minnesota
    What cities is best for clubs with "extras"?
    I have a question: what should I do?
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    11 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Are You Fucking SERIOUS ????
    For some girls jamming fingers in their cuchy as you tip them is tantamount to making love.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Is Toronto really this expensive or is this just Farmerart?
    Maybe the little head was doing ALL the thinking. That happens.
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    11 years ago
    PL Scale...
    @BullWink. Perfect the formula, then develop a phone app that provides a current rating that is cumulative including today's behavior in the club. Perhaps user sees that present actions are trending toward a very high rating, so user can back-off on the amount he/she is spending, or reduce the feelings of mutual love between user and ATF in an effort to get the rating back under control. Perhaps a loud fire alarm ringtone that goes off when PLish behavior exceeds a preset for that day.
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    11 years ago
    St. Louis - Best Club for Female Patrons?
    OP: make sure you understand that the clubs you are referring to are about 10 miles east of Bush Stadium on I-64 - over on the Illinois side in a town call Washington Park. AND the clubs are Hollywood Show Club and Hustler Club. I think there was a Penthouse club several years ago where Larry Flynt's Hustler Club is now. There are no clubs worth visiting on the Missouri side. In an area (East St. Louis) where strip clubs are often fronts for brothels, Hustler and Hollywood are the best for your criteria in the STL metro.
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    11 years ago
    blaze08
    Georgia
    How many clubs in one day/night?
    I tried to see how many times I could have FS ITC in an afternoon in ESL about 10 years ago. I shuttled between 3 or 4 clubs for about six hours. Ended up *doing it to completion* 4 times, but the last one I had to pop a little blue pill. Then I went to Waffle House for dinner. When the waitress asked me how I was I almost said "I'm all fucked out". Over there she probably would have understood.
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    11 years ago
    azdd
    On the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
    Bouncers Expecting Tips
    Tipping bouncers for anything seems absurd.
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    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    My First Tip
    ^^^ F'ing 20% tip, how much did she expect? I think I would have replied, "I'm sorry, how much were you expecting"?
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    11 years ago
    Tits or Ass
    I enjoy a nicely shaped civilian ass in tight pants at the grocery store for example. I wish them to bend over just a little further to enhance my fantasy.
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    11 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Barbecue
    I'm from Kansas City, and I love KC BBQ. BUT, I have learned over the past few years that a lot of other regional BBQ is very good as well. I think the true test is with burnt ends - the delicate texture of the meat and ALL of the great flavors that can be cooked into it.
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    11 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Neighnorhood bars
    Stop by the gym to tone up those (that) pony-keg abs, then stop by Super Cuts to get the comb-over touched up. Finally, stop by the SC to get a boner. All of these are convenient ways we work on improving ourselves.
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    11 years ago
    Tattoos
    I haven't learned anything new from this tat discussion, but I did Google Bas Jan Ader, and re-learned something I had long forgotten. Yea TUSCL!
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    11 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    is their a 10,000 club
    It would be hilarious to find out that TUSCL consists of 6 subscribers with multiple accounts.
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    11 years ago
    My 5,000th Post!
    ^^^Fuucking annoying.
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    11 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Biggest Stripper Lie
    @jack, you think those teeth marks are gonna heal?
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    There is no sex in the Champagne Room or is there?
    If the government legalized whoring, ridiculous prices like this would go away, and there would be room to tax such activity. Of course someone would point out that the gov was degrading women. Not much different than luring PL's into casinos...oh, it is different. Whoring is for real, while winning big at the casino is a fantasy.
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    11 years ago
    Would you Sue the Club?
    I suggested to an ATF years ago that perhaps she should get checked out for some bad guys hanging out in her love tunnel, as the end of my dick always burned for 4 or 5 days whenever she and I had BBFS ITC. She got up and hissed, "how dare you suggest that I have an STD. I'm perfectly clean and you're the only one I'm having sex with these days. So maybe it's you asshole". Mandatory testing would be the only way dancers would agree to allowing the truth to be known.
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    11 years ago
    deogol
    Michigan
    Uh Oh, Ballers
    "And Fred, how exactly did you amass your wealth?" "Well, both of my parents died from the Killer Klap when I was in my late teens, and I was the beneficiary of eight million dollars of life insurance proceeds."
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    11 years ago
    Whale spotting...
    Evil Knievel sat at the stage with a few bodyguard type guys sitting around him. He politely tipped the dancers as they showed him everything they had to offer real close up. He didn't get any dances as far as I know - the pain he would experience from the contact would probably be too much...
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    11 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Snacks
    Hey, SC is there something Freudian about that combination of treats.
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    11 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Procuring Rubber
    From the rubber machine in the restroom at the club.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Todays 2AM34 courtesy of Houston.
    It's one thing to allow FS in VIP, but entirely another thing to fail to license your business. That's an automatic shut down for a while anyway.
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    11 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    VIP
    I was "getting my lay where I get my pay", and one day my hottie administrative assistant came in and bent over my desk next to where I was sitting. Took my hand and ran it up her leg under her skirt and showed me where the wet spot was. I stood up, unzipped, pulled up the skirt and did her right there bent over the desk during lunch hour - not too many people around. A few months later, my boss told me about a BJ he got under his desk one night after everybody had gone from the wife of one of our clients. Mind you, all of this occurred at an accounting firm. Another time I f**ked my girlfriend on the desk of the CEO/Chairman of one of the largest banks in Texas. Almost got caught by security guard. And yet another time I did a different girlfriend on the conference room table at the architecture firm she worked at. And if that isn't enough voyeurism for one post, I did the architect girlfriend from behind in a double sleeping bag in a small tent with another couple asleep in a double sleeping bag next to us. The next morning the girl in the other bag said something about how restless we were in the middle of the night and it woke her up. She smiled. Numerous times in numerous cars as well.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    And another 2AMer. This one near Mobile AL.
    Underage. Violence on the property. Could be bye bye liquor license.
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    11 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Attn: Farmerart
    I thought the newspaper in Williston was called The Buzz.