How Close Is The Nearest Club?

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
How far away is the nearest club from your residence?

Per Google Maps: 0.3 miles, 1 minute driving, 7 minutes walking. The club has been Top 100 in the past, but not currently. Despite close proximity, I go maybe once every two months.

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m00tpoint
13 years ago
Our nearest club is in Elgin and is crappy. Call it about 40 minutes one way. There is also one in Romeoville that is probably the same distance. Based on reviews on TUSCL we have not wasted our time going there. The closest decent club for us is about 70 min away in no traffic.
bluemonday
13 years ago
the nearest club is about 10 miles.
the nearest good one, or at least the one i call home, is 3500 miles !
Blue42TX
13 years ago
5 here. There are about a dozen within a 10 mile radius.
GoVikings
13 years ago
The nearest one is about 10 to 12 miles away. And it's actually a good club, except for the over-priced lap dances. But that's the case or all the clubs in my area.
bobvz
13 years ago
Mine is 8 miles, never been there as the clubs in DE are crappy, and for 35 min ride to Philly, the mileage is top notch.
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Nearest club for me is xcapades and its 2miles away from home and 1 mile from work....and yes I've went on brakes : ).....next one is the treasure club and its more like 10miles away....and this club is the best club intown.....but for all my realy good and "clean" fun : ) lol I drive 90min I thank its like 80miles to get down.....and then of course my personal meccaa is follies in the ATL and that's 240miles away
Club_Goer_Seattle
13 years ago
My nearest is the Deja Vu, in Lake Forest Park, WA. It's a sixteen mile, 25-minute drive for me. However, I previously had a real "neighborhood" club available to me--Honey's, in Everett, WA, which was only two miles from where I live. It closed in May 2010. However, many of Honey's dancers went to the Lake Forest Park Vu after Honey's closed. So, I still get to see a lot of my long-time faves there.
Clubber
13 years ago
Any club, or one we will visit?
jackslash
13 years ago
The closest strip club is 7.7 miles away, but I never go to it. My favorite club, which is much better, is 7.8 miles away.
vincemichaels
13 years ago
1.2 miles to the closest club. Lapdances are still 10 bucks!! No VIP area, no extras to speak of. I don't go often, but in a pinch, it beats driving a long ways. My all time favorite club (currently closed for major remodeling) is around 12 miles. I'd gladly drive the extra distance for stellar experiences.
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Vince I love that word "stellar" I thank you just increased the juices vocabulary !
trojangreg
13 years ago
Closest club is approx 3 miles. Only visit once every 3 months or so due to $50 dances. Then again if farmerart is in town the budget goes out the window and all hell breaks loose. Seattle is about 150 miles away but it sucks too. I am in LA on business 3 or 4 times a year so COI is where I prefer to club.
bang69
13 years ago
the closeest clubs to me are Xcapades & Treasure clubs. They are are about 45 min from me
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Damn bang we live close !
shadowcat
13 years ago
30 miles to the closest. 45 miles will give me access to about 40 clubs.
lopaw
13 years ago
Too damn close ;)
qweasdzxc
13 years ago
Closest one to me is .6 miles and i probably go there maybe once a year.
samsung1
13 years ago
5-6 miles
igloo9999
13 years ago
closest one is 0.9 miles (5 mins driving, 15 min walking) i am there 2-3 times a week. next closest is 2.9 miles and i`m there 2-3 times per week also.
DandyDan
13 years ago
The closest strip club (if you want to call it that, it's a bikini bar) is about 7 miles away. The closest strip club that's acceptable is about 12 miles away.
Clubber
13 years ago
One at 7.5 and one at 8, but neither a a favorite. Closest I regularly visit, 14.3.
gatorfan
13 years ago
I can't figure out google maps
IfIGottaBeDamned
13 years ago
The nearest clubs are about 20 miles. Between the Baltimore clubs, the clubs east and north of DC and DC itsself, there are more than 55 clubs within 30 miles. Did a tally and I've been to 16 of them.

mmdv26
13 years ago
Fav club 10-12 miles. After that, it's 75 one direction and 260 in the other for good clubs.
spudd
13 years ago
Closest for me is 1.1 miles, 20 min walking. I've never been, based on reviews here. But one day I will try it, probably on of the last nights I'm in the area before I move.
sharkhunter
13 years ago
closest club for me is about one hour away or 50 miles
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