Stripper lies I don't want to hear

1/27/2012 6:26:58 AM

Lies I don't want to hear:

"I'll be right back."
"That was actually five dances."
"I can't do that now even though you already paid, because the manager is watching. Come back tomorrow, I'll remember you."

Truths I don't want to hear:

"My boyfriend lost his job washing dishes, so I'm saving to put him through DJ school."

If you're going to lie, at least make it entertaining:

"My uncle is the legitimate heir to the Hungarian throne and we're in exile here in Inkster. I'm saving so my brain surgeon mom can get her certificate to practice in the US."

Or flattering:

"Wow, that must really be exciting working as a used car salesman. I bet you meet all kinds of interesting people. Please tell me all about it while I sit here gazing lovingly into your eyes and hanging on your every word."

22 comments

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jacobs.patrick7

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13 years ago

Strippers lie?

Clackport

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13 years ago

stripper lies I don't want to hear,
"I miss you"
"I love you"
"Let's hangout sometime"

Dougster

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13 years ago

I don't wanna hear anything those stupid whores have to say.

Katanapilot

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13 years ago

why do they call me "Baby" WTF I am not two years old!

georgmicrodong

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13 years ago

Stripper lies I don't mind hearing (as long as her actions support them):

"I really like the taste of cum."
"That's OK, I like the fact that you won't split me in half."
"I don't care what my boyfriend thinks."

ilbbaicnl

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13 years ago

Why do mem fly 14 hours to get to Bangkok? To get some adult entertainment from women they can't talk with.

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

I've had that problem 2 man being called "baby" but for me its older wemon that call me that so maybee they see us as fresh meat ! Damn cougers ! Need some "bear spray" wear is farmboy when I need that ak47 son !...lol...

Man I have heard "I will be right back" until I could through up ! But if a girl ever does come back it makes a huge impression on me :b

And yes I don't like the oo baby I miss and love you bull spit ! Unless your my unpaid s.o. don't fuckin say shit like that !

Alucard

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13 years ago

" why do they call me "Baby" "

As a term of endearment? LOL

"stripper lie I don't want to hear, Let's hangout sometime"

You mean you haven't had a Dancer followup on this statement? LOL

I HAVE!

gatorfan

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13 years ago

I hate it when they say: get your cock out of my mouth or I wwwwbl bittbwl itwt wwwwofffff

BadBitchesOnly

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13 years ago

I hate it when I hear "i think it's yours"

Alucard

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13 years ago

"I hate it when I hear "I think it's yours" "

That could be a HIGHLY Seminal Moment in more ways than ONE!!! LMAO

gillydon

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13 years ago

I don't even like the far-fetched entertaining lies, or the insincere flattery lies. I prefer the ones that tell the truth. Not the "you're old and ugly and I'm only next to you because my desparateness for money exceeds your repulsiveness" kind of truths, but the kind where they do find something they genuinely like about you.

BadBitchesOnly

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13 years ago

"i'm in college" .... Ya right, you wranky-skanky ho. I love stripper lies. Lol

sharkhunter

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13 years ago

yeah, I keep hearing some new dancers say that was x songs already when it wasn't. Not in my opinion it wasn't and that is what counts if she ever wants another dance from me for as long as I remember her. Some guys do have good memories. Sometimes I remember. Sometimes I just refuse to get dances from any dancers I don't remember even if it means not getting any dances.

Alucard

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13 years ago

"Not the "you're old and ugly and I'm only next to you because my desparateness for money exceeds your repulsiveness" kind of truths"

In my case it could well be the TRUTH! LMAO

Maybe Strippers really think all Patrons & Sugar Daddies that are NORTH of 50 yrs old are old and ugly and repulsive & ONLY good for doling out endless $$$$$$$$!!! LMFAO

stripclubspy

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13 years ago

"These are all me, baby!"
"I just started working here last week"
"I never do extras"
"My husband was killed in a car accident, and I have 3 kids to feed"

Her: "I'm so f'n horny, can you help me out?"
Me: "So, you'll be paying me, right?"
Her: "Maybe next time (gets up and leaves)".

"Have you been working out?"

"Are you a professional masseuse?" (and yes, I am a man)

"you're my first customer today"

bang69

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13 years ago

I've herd them all. I just say what ever

Alucard

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13 years ago

"Her: "I'm so f'n horny, can you help me out?" "

What kind of Help??
A Good Fucking or $$$$!! LOL

JuiceBox69

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13 years ago

Make it rain! Mother fuckas!