Stripper lies I don't want to hear
Ermita_Nights
Michigan
Lies I don't want to hear:
"I'll be right back."
"That was actually five dances."
"I can't do that now even though you already paid, because the manager is watching. Come back tomorrow, I'll remember you."
Truths I don't want to hear:
"My boyfriend lost his job washing dishes, so I'm saving to put him through DJ school."
If you're going to lie, at least make it entertaining:
"My uncle is the legitimate heir to the Hungarian throne and we're in exile here in Inkster. I'm saving so my brain surgeon mom can get her certificate to practice in the US."
Or flattering:
"Wow, that must really be exciting working as a used car salesman. I bet you meet all kinds of interesting people. Please tell me all about it while I sit here gazing lovingly into your eyes and hanging on your every word."
"I'll be right back."
"That was actually five dances."
"I can't do that now even though you already paid, because the manager is watching. Come back tomorrow, I'll remember you."
Truths I don't want to hear:
"My boyfriend lost his job washing dishes, so I'm saving to put him through DJ school."
If you're going to lie, at least make it entertaining:
"My uncle is the legitimate heir to the Hungarian throne and we're in exile here in Inkster. I'm saving so my brain surgeon mom can get her certificate to practice in the US."
Or flattering:
"Wow, that must really be exciting working as a used car salesman. I bet you meet all kinds of interesting people. Please tell me all about it while I sit here gazing lovingly into your eyes and hanging on your every word."
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"I miss you"
"I love you"
"Let's hangout sometime"
"I really like the taste of cum."
"That's OK, I like the fact that you won't split me in half."
"I don't care what my boyfriend thinks."
Man I have heard "I will be right back" until I could through up ! But if a girl ever does come back it makes a huge impression on me :b
And yes I don't like the oo baby I miss and love you bull spit ! Unless your my unpaid s.o. don't fuckin say shit like that !
As a term of endearment? LOL
"stripper lie I don't want to hear, Let's hangout sometime"
You mean you haven't had a Dancer followup on this statement? LOL
I HAVE!
That could be a HIGHLY Seminal Moment in more ways than ONE!!! LMAO
In my case it could well be the TRUTH! LMAO
Maybe Strippers really think all Patrons & Sugar Daddies that are NORTH of 50 yrs old are old and ugly and repulsive & ONLY good for doling out endless $$$$$$$$!!! LMFAO
"I just started working here last week"
"I never do extras"
"My husband was killed in a car accident, and I have 3 kids to feed"
Her: "I'm so f'n horny, can you help me out?"
Me: "So, you'll be paying me, right?"
Her: "Maybe next time (gets up and leaves)".
"Have you been working out?"
"Are you a professional masseuse?" (and yes, I am a man)
"you're my first customer today"
What kind of Help??
A Good Fucking or $$$$!! LOL