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12 years ago
If you don't mind constantly being lied to, dating a stripper might be a turn on.
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12 years ago
Girls should like to suck dick, and guys should like to eat pussy. Otherwise they are sexually repressed and probably have personality issues relating to their failure to bond with their mother.
I'm OK with a girl not wanting to swallow. I didn't like straight tequila the first time I tried it, but I learned to chase it with beer, and everything was better. Girls can learn to do the same thing with jizz - chase it with beer.
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12 years ago
avoid dancers with horns
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12 years ago
no inner meat visible until legs are spread.
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12 years ago
Oh, now I get it: a POLe trick.
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12 years ago
His wife should write the REview.
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12 years ago
There was a time in my clubbing past when I am certain I was spending money faster than the speed of light.
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12 years ago
Barney Fife sure got some intel from this thread.
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12 years ago
@txtittyfag
I hope the bouncer was trying to flush you down the toilet.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Lately, I think there have been more OT items than usual, and that may be healthy for the group. I was gone for a few weeks late Feb-early Mar because I was busy, and then got out of the habit of stopping by every few nights.
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12 years ago
It's important to renew the same old topic from time to time. For example, BBBJ feels better today than it did when it was first reviewed five years ago.
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12 years ago
It's a big game 'till you get caught, then you lose.
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12 years ago
What color are the walls and the carpet? Have they followed the best Feng shui practices relative to the placement of the bar and stages? Does the bouncer have one of those big village people mustaches?
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12 years ago
Then there's the shopworn discussion about the connection between SC's and domestic violence...
Doesn't Nevada have some real issues to deal with??
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12 years ago
Actually gas prices have gone down 10% here in the Heartland in recent weeks. Doesn't mean much tho, as gas prices are based on unfettered speculation.
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12 years ago
Bikini clubs and the dancers who work there are lame. At least show some tit. I understand that some girls draw the line before showing their pussy, and they lose money because of it.
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12 years ago
I'd guess that most of us really don't WANT to know what we spend in strip clubs. I have done some estimates of one particular 5-year span for myself, and it was questionable whether I was sane during much of it.
If you want to talk about investment gains that could help fund SC activities someday, I think Apple stock will return to its Fall '12 levels in time.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
What, no Corvair's or Chevy Vega's?? Almost any of Chrysler's "K-Car" products in the late 70's and early 80's would qualify. Admittedly, there have been some shit looking imports in the past ten years.
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12 years ago
Let me get this straight. If I am a faithful Muslim male, then when I die I will ascend into the company of 72 women who have no sexual experience, and will most likely cry and complain about "how it hurts" when I attempt to deflower them.
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12 years ago
@mh
Yes, your boss IS an idiot, or maybe he was just drunk.
This isn't an Undercover Boss type set-up. The salesman could have had a heart attack from the stress of it all, "Gordon" could have actually wrecked the car and injured someone. Totally irresponsible premise for Pepsi or Chevy to produce.
A lot like paying for lap dances in advance.
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12 years ago
I came to TUSCL to TAKE something away; I paid my $48 ten years ago, and I want my money's worth. I have had important things to say about a couple of clubs in the past, and I have written a review to celebrate that moment.
From TUSCL, I have learned that owning a strip club could be a good investment. It's easy, keep the stupid politicians at bay, and get the lying split-tails to show up on time. You'll be sorry if you let the DJ play hip-hop...prolly be sorry you have a DJ.
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12 years ago
Maybe tweeting about TUSCL would help.
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12 years ago
Where is this located?
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12 years ago
So she charged for a BJ once, and that makes her a pro...
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12 years ago
The decision follows a five month internal affairs investigation after she posted photos on ModelMayhem.com.
So they looked at the pictures for 5 months before deciding what to do?? Maybe that hot lieutenant down the hall started posting nudies of herself, and the guys got tired of the sergeant's lame modeling pics.