My favorite one was "The house mom told me that I must really be a great cock sucker to be dating the brother of the club manager".
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Dancers tooting their own horns.
Mar 21, 2013, 12:25 PM
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Jump to latestWhich one was that gawker?! That's my neck of the woods, and I might need to meet her...
"The Natural"
As a stripper, not baseball
Come to think of it, there was a 2AMer in that movie too.
Obviously, it's better when they toot my horn.
Sorry, it had to be said.
avoid dancers with horns
I play the French horn. Any dancer wanting to "toot a horn," better have her own. I'm not letting any dancer near mine.
A dancer blew my horn once and I tooted on a dancer once


From an escort: "the Savannah Police Dept. voted me as the best blojob in Savannah."