I was at a full nude club recently and was one of three customers in the club and the other two were at the bar talking with the bartender. The stage dancer was laying on the tip rail talking with me. I complimented her breasts and could not believe they had implants. She showed me the minuscule scars and asked me to feel them. She had paid top dollar for the surgery and got her money's worth. I then complimented her pussy. She explained that her inner lips did not protrude and that she therefore just was showing the labia. She wanted to know what I liked in a pussy and I stupidly said, "my dick". She persisted so I told her how some women's pussies have long protruding labia and she said "Oh, you don't like the roast beef sandwich look?"
I nearly pissed myself laughing. Do others like the roast beef sandwich look?
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last commentI do.
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I've also heard that described as "meat curtains". I don't have a particularly strong preference, but I do like a little bit of protrusion. Otherwise it feels sort of like I'm looking at someone too young to be lusting after.
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I like Pussy Galore's Flying Circus! LMFAO
"Do others like the roast beef sandwich look?"
Depends.
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"Otherwise it feels sort of like I'm looking at someone too young to be lusting after"
Maybe some hair would help.
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I haven't seen a pussy without at least a little meat curtain in a long time, and I definitely haven't gotten turned off so I guess I like it
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I’m a “Sir Mix-a-Lot†kind of man – “l like’m real thick and juicyâ€
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I'm OK either way as long as there isn't a string hanging out of it.
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I am a big fan.
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My current favorite has large prominent lips (and surprisingly a very small clit) that look great when she is sexually excited. I love the way they look, feel and taste. I've seen larger lips in photos but never in my bed. Just one more reason she is outstanding.
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My SC buddies and myself used to call them hamburgers. I recall one dancer that her "burger" could likely stretch almost to her knees.
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Hamburgers? Lol
Burger King or Arby's ?
Or maybe Taco Bell?
Doesn't matter as long as Jack is in the Box
I think I'm hungry.
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Slight preference for it. xATF's was perfect IMO (so I'm probably biased there).
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I second your first answer, quite frankly I could not care less about how they look as long as they are free from sores or warts
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I'm not sure. Maybe she could show me. I like to see close up.
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Ivana Phukalot
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I prefer all the meat on the inside of the sammich.
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puffy
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no inner meat visible until legs are spread.
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lopaw,
LOL! Then you can use a nice sammich spread!
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Those curtains are fun to open and close and most girls really like them to be massaged.
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Just like my martini's I like them neat.
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You want roast beef go to Arby's
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I like the tucked and tight look with a neatly trimmed landing strip. don't want to have to spread a set of "curtains" to find the slit
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Pussies are like oysters, much better for eating than for looking at.
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ilbb,
I thought the same, but she got all upset when I put the hot sauce on it!
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Usually a sign of a well used vag ... especially if darker Color and ragged at the edges. Also means a lot of unprotected rough sex. Your choice but a dangerous game to play.
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I always thought the term "elephant ears" was a funny descriptor! I do like a closely cropped landing strip, or even some stubble. I like the feeling of my tongue sliding over zome stubble before diving into the softer folds below!
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