Funding This Hobby

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• she_is_covfefe

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  11 years ago

  Because y'all get hard by inflating the things that happen in a strip club (eg. if a dancer let you touch her ass, you'd say you had FS with her in the CR. Isn't it obvious OP? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BTW, I'm being ironic.
• canny

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  11 years ago

  Because we're all funding our debauchery just fine already.
• toysales

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  11 years ago

  Jayjay, If anything I under sell what happens in the club. But then again I don't tell the wild stories here.
• grand1511

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  11 years ago

  By the way, do you have any Grey Poupon?
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Txtittyfan fits 1 of your demographics. He is way over 35. 58y/o in fact (bad year for fallout from open air atomic tests, btw.) he doesn't meet your educational bar since he only made it as far as grade 5 special Ed. Finally with respect to income he is in welfare and food stamps. Despite all the strikes against him, tittyfan offered some investment advice nevertheless. Specifically he said to short treasuries the day before they bottomed in 2009. Obviously it was a disaster right from the start, but rather than just admit he was wrong tittyfan made matters worse by saying to add to the losing bet about half way through the 60% move against him. That insured margins calls to anyone here who followed his advice. No given that bit if history if financials discussion here on TUSCL do you see why financial advice from others is not much sought after in this board? The tittyfan debacle set a very bad example or maybe it is a good example of the risks involved.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  A valid point by the OP – but the best way “to fund our hobby” is to make $$$ - and that is best left to different web sites specializing in that subject.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  In lieu of funds...one can get by in this hobby with superior skills in negotiating and bartering "You scratch my back...and I'll blow you" You just have to figure out what itches.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  How do you finance your clubbing Dougster since you are so critical of other person's methods.
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  Jay, I have to respect a woman who comes into this man cave and calls it like she sees it. Most dancers don't last long here, but not only have you held your own here for 2 1/2 years, but you've even contributed a respectable number of reviews. :)
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  @JayJayDancer, Let me second rick's endorsement of your contributions to tuscl. As you most sagely noted, there are a fair number of bullshitters here on tuscl. I suspect that you have already identified the bullshitters and real dealers among us. Even though tall dancers such as you intimidate the hell out of me I would like to match wits with you some evening in your club.
• mmdv26

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  11 years ago

  I'd guess that most of us really don't WANT to know what we spend in strip clubs. I have done some estimates of one particular 5-year span for myself, and it was questionable whether I was sane during much of it. If you want to talk about investment gains that could help fund SC activities someday, I think Apple stock will return to its Fall '12 levels in time.
• duomaxwell

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  11 years ago

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• davidsm285

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  11 years ago

  Thanks, for the post it's interesting. Whether its the royal family, high tea or gorgeous British escorts, many nations hold their stereotype ridden view of our culture close to their hearts.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  I, for one, enjoy wild stories. I don't care if the truth is bent a little.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Fuck yeah Jack. We all have our ways of paying for the club (or fantasizing about it, as the case may be). I don't need investment advice. I come here for the KA-ray-ZEE stories 'bout jumpin' on stage, droppin' trou, and face fuckin' a hot 19 year old stripper while eatin' KFC. Okay, I don't actually do that, and I suspect none of my TUSCL bros do it either, but it is still fun to think about it. Plus, I think some of the real shizzle that goes on is equally crazy (even if it is occasionally tinged with quiet desperation). So let you inner nutjobs out my brothers. Chug a bottle o' DXM cough syrup -- hell, chug 3 of 'em -- then go to the club and do some shamanic clubbing. Rent out half your house to a heroin addicted stripper who gives you rimjobs for rent. TEll us 'bout that shizzle 'cos it *cannot* end badly!!!
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  And David-dude, bless your bot heart, send some o' those British escorts my way. I want to get all high and assfuck 'em while I shove a cucumber up their pussy. How 'bout that shizzle?
• scatterbrain

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  11 years ago

  50K?....Bahahahaha! i've never hd a job that paid that little. But of course, I don't just have a bachelor's degree either. I do just fine with my investments. And the dancers don't seem to mind my wealth-redistibution plan.
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  ^^^^^^^^^ $50K is just walkin' around money, isn't it? I didn't piss away any time in university. I had 30+ employees by the time my high school buddies got out of university with their degrees.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  OBVIOUSLY you richer guys have a HUGE advantage over us poorer guys.
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  I'm sure you didn't miss out on anything farmerart.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  Art, I have a bachelor's degree. I can tell from your posts and our PMs, that you got a self education that's far better than what my degree gave me.
• jack0505

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  11 years ago

  Buy gold. If we have inflation, the price of gold should go up accordingly and that means an ounce of gold in 10 years should buy the same # of lap dances or VIP rooms as it does today. Cash today, however, won't be worth as much in 10 years.