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11 years ago
Bye
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11 years ago
^^ what juicy said!
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11 years ago
BBBJCIMspit = $100 where I'm at. CFS = $200; BBFS = $300, and CBF = $300. So the prices you are quoted may be reasonable.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Wow...very cool.
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11 years ago
I got my dancer a "vibrating egg" for her birthday. She was a petite Philippino, and cute as anything. On the down side, she had a no fingers (or dicks)in pussy rule. Strictly enforced.
We put the batteries in the speed control device which was attached to the egg by a 3' electrical wire. She played with the egg for a while by rubbing it on her clit as I increased and decreased the speed. Finally, she inserted the egg, and quickly thanked me for this enjoyable present. We're going along with the egg inside her and me fuckin' with the speed to occupy my time, when suddenly she realizes she is on stage next. The electrical cord was tangled up in her outfit, and she was desperately trying to escape from the whole thing. I quickly realized that pulling the egg out of her would solve the problem, so I deftly inserted two fingers in her, grasped the cord at the base of the egg and pulled it out of her. As she run out of CR toward the stage I could hear her sputtering something about, "you can't stick your fingers in me".
You would think I deflowered her....
I didn't see her for several weeks, but next time I did she informed me that she was in the habit of using the egg nightly, and that it had stopped working - even with new batteries installed. I got her another egg, she ran off with some hip-hop artist to Miami, and I never saw her again. I hope she found a store in Miami that sells vibrating eggs.
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12 years ago
I'm sure something like this has happened somewhere, sometime.
We'll see what snarky-ass thing Allturd has to PM about my ability to predict reasonable odds...oops, I forgot he might have me on ignore. Douchebag!
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12 years ago
^^ +SS1 always been my suspicion
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12 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
There is a lot of logic around this site. On the other hand...
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12 years ago
I'm not much of a Catholic church historian, but would wouldn't that be like Pope Juice VII?
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12 years ago
I don't have a problem with guys jacking off in the club, as long as it's not done on or at the stage. I am told that the girls like it as long as the bouncer doesn't see it happen....maybe the bouncer is gay, WTF.
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12 years ago
So dracula sends me a PM about a post I made earlier this evening, but apparently he has me on ignore or something because when I went to reply a message told me that he would not accept PM's from me.
There are some real assholes around here these days, but as far as I know they are willing to "take it back" after they dish it out.
Alucard = chickenshit.
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12 years ago
She's LE. I can tell.
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12 years ago
I'm not sure if it's the same one or not, but I have had problems with a dancer named Lexi almost everywhere in the country I go.
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12 years ago
I have this unfulfilled urge to "be right about something" today, so I'll answer Bella as well....
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12 years ago
I'm afraid if I sleep in the WalMart parking lot I'll end up on one of those PL's of WalMart videos.
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12 years ago
^I actually like some rap, but I have no use for the thugs who are behind a lot of it.
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12 years ago
You gotta know what she was up to before she came over and started DFK with you....
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12 years ago
agree w/ jack, but I think every guy should try it just to satisfy the fantasy. I think w/ girls who would let you do them BB, and they were really in to each other it could be fun.
I have done threesome. Girls were less than convincing with the oral action between themselves, and they made me change rubbers when I wanted to switch from one to the other. Not worth price of second girl.
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12 years ago
Beef Tacos
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12 years ago
@txtittyfag
Dudester's nephew said nothing about a CAR wreck - he said "unfortunate accident". It would not surprise me if Dougster pulled the ladder out from under his younger twin brother, Dudester, while he was cleaning out their mom's gutters in hopes that his younger brother - who mom liked best - would die from the "unfortunate accident".
[On a serious note, nephew reported 15 months ago, and no sign of Dudester since????]
Now, back to the Rickles hour...HELLO...Dougster, that's your cue. Start some shit. Just any ol shit is fine. You can even send it thru your alter-ego, fag boy!!
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12 years ago
I don't think I'd want the vampire girl to suck my dick.
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12 years ago
I suspect that txtittyfag is Dougster. The play on the name of his favorite whipping boy txtittyfan, and that we often see a post by Dougster followed shortly thereafter by a post from txtittyfag - seldom (if ever) the other way around...
I've often though he might have had a twin brother Dudester in the distant past. They created quite a stir...ooops, ster, with their flame wars a few years ago. I suspect younger brother Doug may have killed off Dude.
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12 years ago
Finally, a stripper mug shot that isn't butt ugly!
Sounds like a huge factor in this will be if SHE ran the red light. I don't know what "DUI causing death" registers on the plea bargain scale in Nevada, but she could end up with a surprisingly light sentence and probation especially if she didn't run the light and it's her first DUI. Lots of variables tho.
Sorry Jay Jay, he might have been whacked out on coke, or drunk too.
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12 years ago
Many clubs frown on allowing customers to be seen loading the stripper in the car for a ride home....or motel.
Most dancers I have taken home or motel, leave the parking lot with another dancer, and we connect down the street at a bar or all-night diner. I'm told it's a ploy to keep LE from filming stripper and customer leaving together for what LE might later claim was for illegal purposes. I think it's so other very PL'ish customers don't assume that the girls are available for take home.
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12 years ago
Belomi