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12 years ago
It's pretty amazing how the culture changes in that 80 miles from ESL to Dix.
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12 years ago
Nice work Jack!
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I feel bad for guys who live in areas where the law is so strict that about all they will get at a club is a "shin job".
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12 years ago
If you lined 2 billion bullets up end-to-end, how many times would that line go to the moon and back?
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12 years ago
Black girls tend to be either big or small; not a lot of average size. I think black dancers are generally bigger because big boobs sell in a strip club. I have *known* some very petite black dancers however.
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12 years ago
This should be the story that defines the term PL....no, wait, this guy is worse than a PL, he's Criminally Stupid.
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12 years ago
Most of my adventures until the early 90's were bikini SC, but I had experienced some ITC FS and a couple of OTC romps. When I found ASS-C in the mid 90's and TUSCL in the late 90's, all hell broke loose. I found ESL which I quickly became addicted to, and I traveled specifically to experience Tampa, SF and TJ. All fun!
I have had twice as much pussy as a result of TUSCL than my college fraternity! So kids, forget about college, just join TUSCL. Of course if you want to be able to afford FS with an 8 or 9, you might need a job that pays well and having college degree might be the ticket to better paying job...or does all that extra wage go to pay-off student loans?
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12 years ago
If I had it to do all over, I would have put myself in a position to have been able to have sex with Tina Fey and Meg Ryan. Hey, wait...I'm not dead yet...where the hell did I stash my viagra....1st class tickets to LA & NYC please.
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12 years ago
Sad. The dancer who had run up to the limit the state would pay for abortions, and was fucking guys in CR to get money together to get another one.
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12 years ago
I got some gold plated wire wheels on my Kia last week, and I do get noticed by the SC valets more than I used to.
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12 years ago
Was in SF for the past few days. No time for ROB SC's, but did see a couple of Ferrari's and a Lamborghini. Fascinatingly beautiful cars!
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
jeeez, I think I'll run over and covet my neighbor's wife for a while.
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12 years ago
bee, bee, bee, jay sounds gay.
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12 years ago
I sit back a ways in audience, and discretely fondle my dick until i start getting hard. Then I leave. At least I feel like I've accomplished something for the cost of the cover charge.
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12 years ago
Bouncer had been keeping an eye on my dancer for a week or tow. To she's giving me BBBJ, and suddenly he throws open the curtain, grabs her by the arm, drags her to the front of the club and threw her out on the sidewalk topless. Sent another girls to get her stuff from the lockers. Of course she got fired. I told the bouncer that I though he handled the whole thing very poorly, and he babbled about not wanting to go to jail. I was too good a customer to throw out, but I voluntarily stayed out of that club for 6 months or so.
A couple of years later, I was in the club and suddenly BJ dancer appears. We hugged and said hi, she dragged my to VIP, threw me on the couch, pulled my pants down got on top and said, "now, where were we?", as she began FS.
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12 years ago
Kai is probably a really ok guy after you peel back several layers of drugs, mental illness and SoCal influence. Ooooh, was I redundant there?
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12 years ago
If she likes it in the back, lube up real good and wear a raincoat if you're afraid you'll get poo on your tool. I have done two dancers in the butt in VIP, they charged extra and both were worth it. Their biggest fear is it might smell bad if you withdraw with crude on your dipstick. I prefer exploring digitally. It turns some on and they don't usually charge extra.
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12 years ago
Yeah, I don't think I would travel a long distance just to go to Mons; but if you are in the area it's a "should see"...not necessarily a "must see". If you are used to clubs with much higher mileage provided by 7's and 8's, then Mons might not impress you. Few of us hit clubs with really high mileage provided by really nice looking women.
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12 years ago
Somebody needs to stick a dick in her mouth and shut her up.
The service at that dude's church would be kinda funny, like "this is my blood, drink it"; this is my body, eat it; and "this is my DNA, swallow it".
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12 years ago
Hey cnyknight,
I like your avatar. Downloaded it and enlarged it. Very enjoyable to just gaze at those melons!
So you asked a serious question here and look what you got. Some tuscl'ers like to talk about strip clubs, while others like to talk about themselves.
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12 years ago
I suppose they use the toilet in front of everyone as well. Do they have flush toilets?
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12 years ago
Did I miss something?
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12 years ago
I would have told her she was rude. Dropped the money on the couch and walked away. Absolutely bitch behavior.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
At one point I was sure I saw a hint of cameltoe.
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12 years ago
OK, I will...I told her I'd take her out and show her how to shoot my load. She turned it around backwards and shot herself...LOL.