Sage advice from an under 21 female on her first strip club visit with the guys.

Mar 13, 2013, 6:56 AM

freewilly99

Joined: Mar 2013

Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Platinum Plus 362 Jacob Rd Columbia, South Carolina 29210Reviewed on: March 13, 2013 Visited on: Saturday Evening Dancers on Shift: 25-99

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Real quick: this place is built in front of a graveyard and a church. Just thought I'd let you know. Pro Tip: Don't let the strippers snatch you up for a private dance right away, you'll be out about $80-140 within three minutes. Pro Tip: Leave your card at home. Only bring cash. Pro Tip: Don't let the amateurs kiss you on Thursday. Pro Tip: If you're under 21, remember to pick up your ID from the front desk, or they;ll lose it. Pro Tip: If you're a chick with a bunch of dudes, and you find yourself alone because they've been snatched up, head to the bathroom for a few minutes. There's usually some nice ladies there for conversation.

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dalex12 years ago

was it on bring your kid to work day?

stanlee12 years ago

i question her credentials. what qualifies her as a pro?

gatorfan12 years ago

freewilly?

sclvr500512 years ago

I also question why she thinks she's qualified to be giving "pro" tips.

sharkhunter12 years ago

pro tip, they play the music so loud, they are testing to see if they can wake the dead.

sharkhunter12 years ago

Pro tip: Good thing everyone inside is a zombie! lol.

lopaw12 years ago

lol. Nothing screams "amateur" more than self-claiming to be Pro.

crazyjoe12 years ago

She is a pro alright

zipman6812 years ago

I kind of like the continued use of "pro tip", but feel it should be restricted to things that only work if you are actually a pro. For example:

Pro tip: you will have more fun if you jump onstage, drop trousers, and get a BBBJCIM.

You need to be a pro to accomplish that shizzle!

From now own, I'm going to use "pro tip" a lot. Makes you look like a pro, you know.

Estafador12 years ago

I don't think she views herself as a pro (or maybe she does and we don't know her to blatantly judge) but its a thrown around term for something a person feels is highly important to mention and something that everyone can agree on, not to necessarily meaning she is pro.

mmdv2612 years ago

So she charged for a BJ once, and that makes her a pro...