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10 years ago
Juice, brother...I have no idea what you're talkin' 'bout. You seriously need to blow that money on some o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and use that bucket to entice a nice whore. Then do what comes natural and report back here.
Maybe you should invest in some DXM cough syrup before you go on this adventure. Just make sure the syrup doesn't contain any acetaminophen. That shit will destroy your liver. Or guifenesin. That shit will make you puke.
But DXM alone...that be groovy. You seriously need two bottles of DXM syrup, five shots of espresso, a couple of Red Bulls, a bucket o' KFC, and a hooker willing to put up with a wacky dude like yo-sef. Try it, you'll be back to the old Juice in no time!
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10 years ago
It depends. Will you get one lulz from blastin' the dude? If so, blast away.
Oh, and was it me? Fuck it, I don't give a shit. If it was me and it'll yield lulz, just blast away.
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10 years ago
^^^
Are you sure it wasn't a really mean looking dildo?
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10 years ago
Seriously though, @nickifree dude -- it is coo-el that you felt the need to apologize and be a nice guy, but some posters here are sometimes just too sensitive. Don't overindulge them.
For example, there's this moron who never posts about strippers, instead focusing on racist invective directed at Brother Juice. I think the issue with said moron is that he is sexually confused. He really want Juice to put his #sausage.fingers up his #asswhole (preferred spelling in this context). But he feels compelled to post hostile racist shit because he can't find a was to express his love of Juice.
That is the dude that should apologize!
Oh yeah, I forgot...WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
@steve dude...you forgot the incessant use of "dude" to address people. But I ain't apologizin' for that, 'cos that's who I am. #dudesayer
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10 years ago
Scenario... alabegonz's fave buys ebola-tainted heroin. GETS EBOLA!!! Now poor Brother alabegonz has ebola. But he's to emotionally fucked up to isolate himself.
Result...EBOLA PANDEMIC!!!
P.S. Sorry to make light of your situation Brother alabegonz. I was serious when I suggested you drop the chick. Don't get emotional over a stripper my friend. Oh yeah, I'm virtually certain she doesn't actually have ebola from heroin use. Indeed...and keep this secret...the heroin isn't actually ebola tainted.
So relax and just dump her. Unless she just flew back to the states from Liberia and her deep dark secret is "I have ebola". If that is the case, get to a hospital and have them call the CDC!
#ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
I wonder if it is a nasty smellin' vagina. That would be coo-el, 'cos it would be the ultimate fuck you in olfactory art.
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10 years ago
I'm feel sorry for you slaux_pas. I'm truly sorry that you feel compelled to quote a dude that feels the need to define "always".
If there is one thing I've learned in life, it is that a native English speaker that feels the need to define a commonly used word like "always" never says anything worth quoting.
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10 years ago
^^^
Hope you had a good time dude. I assume you squeezed a lot of hottie boobs. Good for you!!!
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10 years ago
Does it matter whether she is real or a troll? Or even whether she is a real troll?
To questions like that there is but a single answer. MU. Simply unask the question.
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10 years ago
@alabegonz my friend, there is a solution. If a chick says or does something that disgusts you, drop her. She isn't your girlfriend. Stop talking to her, politely decline when she asks if you want a dance or even to sit with you. Move on my brother.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Oops...
...in rural China. It had a trough. I think. The problem was that there was no light and a powerful smell. I pissed in the general direction of the smell and figured that was good enough. I suspect I put more thought into where I pissed than most users.
Worst American restroom I used was a Waffle House after a Dead concert. But I think the issue with piss outside the toilet may have been all the stoned hippies not quite hitting the toilet. But I didn't quite trust the non-Deadhead 2 AM waffle crowd either.
Big issue was shit that was NOT in the toilet. Yep, you read right -- a couple o' dookies kind of out there for all to experience. Yes, it could have been a Deadhead that dropped the brown acid. Maybe he thought the toilet would eat him, panicked, and that was that. But I blame the regular waffle people. Some of them looked like the "I shit where I please whether I'm stoned, drunk, or stone cold sober" types.
Eeeew!
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^^^
Clubber my friend, the waste paper basket of used TP is probably more common worldwide than the flushable stuff.
As long as the restroom isn't as bad as this place I used in
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I wonder how fast Crazy Joe could clog one of those bad boys. I mean SHIT!!!
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10 years ago
When do strippers wake up? When their OTC "date" steals their guns!
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10 years ago
^^^
MasSam - I just want to know a few things about you dude. First, do you hear voices when nobody is around? Second, do you have #sausage.fingers?
(sotto voice: I'm jes' checkin' to see if MasSam is a Juice alias...)
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10 years ago
C'mon Dougsta dude...you can bump this thread even more! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
@BonesBrother -- read https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31327#comment343388
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10 years ago
I don't know Jack. She doesn't do it for me:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2803901/Substitute-teacher-sex-football-player-student-17-day-school.html
I'd prefer one of the teachers that did the three way. Those chicks were uber sluts.
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10 years ago
An old fave from my Columbus days (perhaps it was more of a "daze") appeared stressed even at a club that was non-extras (Private Dancer, back in the day when it was nude). I think strip clubs are just bizarro world. We talk about SS, but a girl that has grounding in reality also has to put up with said shit too.
Extras clubs just ramp that craziness up to 11.
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10 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
My search image upon entering the club is natural chicks (or as natural as possible given the club).
I avoid chicks with symbiotic silicone-based life forms. (Yes, I know the SF trope is "silicon-based", but it is funny this way)
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10 years ago
I mean, who wouldn't want a good ol' “back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole”? And that for a mere $3.85. I think even jerikson40 could dig that shit since it specifies "no brown eye"
Personally, I'd go for "Pinkey's special". WEEE-YAWWW!!!
That pervert Juice would probably go for the "Finger fucking with juice". #sausage.fingers
Didn't click at first that notation doesn't seem to be the pre-decimal notation...so very unlikely to be real 1912 vintage London brothel menu. Still funny as shit...
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10 years ago
One minor comment...this irony seems a bit Alanis-ish.
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10 years ago
Oh noes, #ebola.strippers are back!
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10 years ago
But Slick my brother...you are interfering with my "dress like Chewbacca" system. But I always dress as Chewbacca wearing a Guayabera shirt.
Chewbacca only shops at Macy's:
http://www1.macys.com/cms/slp/2/Guayabera-Shirts
Other stores thought Chewbacca was a Sasquatch. Dumbasses.