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10 years ago
If Juice showed, I wonder if he'd bring fish and chips instead of fried chicken. That would be coo-el.
Juice dude...go to the UK and penetrate this chick with yo' #sausage.fingers. Maybe do something perverted with fish and chips too. Give this chick some of your special tartar sauce!
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10 years ago
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Steve dude, why do you carry around a thermometer? Impromptu ebola tests. I was hoping the threat of #ebola.strippers had passed.
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10 years ago
Definitely go see Mons. It's an institution. But, if you have a car, also consider going north on US 19 and checking out the Full Nude/Full Liquor clubs in Pasco county. You'll have to cross the causeway to St. Pete/Clearwater to get to 19, but those Pasco clubs are pretty cool.
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10 years ago
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But there is no way I'm going to this Cheetah's/Kit Kat Club unless I know it's history. Who founded it, their motivations, genealogy, 3rd grade teacher, etc. the standard stuff you need to know before going somewhere. If only there was a TUSCL brother that knew San Jose and had that kind of information.
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10 years ago
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Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit? No way dudes.
U South Carolina cheerleader outfits are better. They're labeled to tell the chicks wearing them where cocks go!
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10 years ago
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Fuck yeah Slick.
It would be really cool for the chick to shoot fried chicken drumsticks into the audience. #XXXtraK
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10 years ago
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True dat Slick.
Superhero outfits never go out of style either.
I like dressing up as Batman when I club. Most of the chicks know Bruce Wayne is a billionaire and really want to come back to stately Wayne Manor with me. I tell 'em that the Batmobile is just disguised as a Prius when they get to the parking lot.
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10 years ago
Oh noes...it happens in the ocean!
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/17/sex-in-ocean-couple-stuck_n_6004078.html
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10 years ago
eman12 dude, are you stoned?
No disrespect intended. It is cool if you are stoned, especially if you are in Colorado or Washington where the 420 is legal. But even if you are elsewhere being stoned is groovy as long as you don't let it interfere with your life.
Peace out dude!
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10 years ago
In general, I'm dubious of strip club food. I'm also a little skeptical that a top chef would move to a strip club kitchen, unless he had fallen on hard times. Perhaps he developed #sausage.fingers and could no longer cook properly.
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10 years ago
@jerikson40 -- "Now, is this the inflatable girlfriend, or the one who visits the same time you hear the voices?"
That's uncalled for dude. The girlfriend that visits Juice when he hears the voices in his head is also inflatable.
#sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
Jack...are you actually a HAWT 19-year old redhead with natural D-cups and a groovy landing strip? If yes, do you dig anal action? If yes to both, can we have some fun together if I buy you shit off your wish list.
If not, I don't think you'll have any luck.
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10 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Ilbbaicnl dude...if you want to see som RUALLY fucked up shit, take a look at https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31306
Warning...DO NOT click on the links within the linked article. Just read it. It will give you as much info as you need. Possibly more than you want.
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10 years ago
Who knew jerikson40 dude was an artist? This is clearly his work!
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10 years ago
@londonguy -- When was this? Brandi Love is getting a bit long in the tooth. She's still an attractive woman, but if I'm paying a premium it would be for some youth (under 30, preferably under 25)
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10 years ago
Dougsta dude...we're all with you on the economic recovery, assuming the #ebola.strippers don't kill us first.
My hypothesis, however, is that strip clubs will improve. We'll see the rise of a new class of uber-rich uber-HAWT strippers that strip because they dig it.
We're talking 'bout 10's that'll take it up the ass for $20 and then do a sick ATM. Why do they charge only $20? They won't need the money, but they will want to get the thrill of feeling all slutty when some gross old dude sodomize them just before they blow him (don't worry jerikson40 dude...these chicks will clean themselves out before going to work).
Overall, $20 is the perfect price to feel like a cheap whore, and that what these babes o' the economic boom will want.
The best is yet to CUM! WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Backing away from the mythological foods (and taking the request at least somewhat seriously) I'll just say I'm shocked your choices are limited to a Cab and a Pinot. If forced I'd go Pinot.
Like many others I'm skeptical that Wagyu beef is worth the price, but art has proven to be a man of wealth and taste so I'll defer to him on this. I have had Kobe once, while visiting Japan. But it was thin sliced and we used it for shabu shabu. I didn't even realize it was Kobe until another American at the party said something like "wow...can you imagine how much that cost? Our host is going all out!", mentioning that he was certain it was Kobe. Thinking back I don't know if he was right or not...hot pot seems a waste for uber expensive beef. And it just tasted like boiled beef slices to me.
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10 years ago
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Slick dude, that is just sick. If I've learned anything from Harry Potter it is that killing unicorns is bad juju. On the other hand, Aphrodite is a slut and she breast pumped a lot of that shit when she was preggers with various kids and I hear she has it stored and sells it for not that much. The stuff she pumped when preggers with Phobos and Deimos tastes a bit off though.
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10 years ago
Seriously though, all I can say to the naysayers is that this is about more than just communication. It is about capturing a moment. Capturing the moment in time when Cap'n Stickypants regularly posted abd EVERYBODY else that posted regularly knew what an LDK was.
Yes it's juvenile. Yes it's silly. But damnit man...it frickin' funny. I especially like JohnSmith69's "tireless advocate" phrase.
Let's make this happen! It would be coo-el for lapdanceking82 to be remembered along with General "Fightin' Joe" Hooker. (OK...the Hooker thing is apocryphal, but some folks still think about Hooker when they think of hookers). Adding this term will be EPIC!!!
Cap'n Stickypants dude...maybe you should earn your sticky plaque and try to convince the unconvinced.
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10 years ago
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+1 million to Anonymous Jim! A sticky plaque for #capn.stickypants
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10 years ago
OMG! #ebola.strippers
I know, I know, you guys aren't worried 'cos this is a dude stripper. But imagine this...a HAWT female stripper is out for a bachelorette party. She's all shoving dollar bills in his speedo with her teeth an' shit. Bam! She's got ebola. You go to the club and she gives you a lapper. Before you LDK she squirts a bit when you rub her clit.
You think you just got some two-way stickypants but you've also got EBOLA!!!
#ebola.strippers
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10 years ago
WEEE-YAWWW!!! We've got a petition going.
I dig JohnSmith69's alternative phrasing. LDK is a "tireless advocate of the practice". Hilarious. Frickin' hilarious!