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14 years ago
If you guys only KNEW the Ballpark. Gatorfan is closer to the reality. The place is a real dive. Now, that being said, one can have quite the good time there. It might even inspire one to poetry. :)
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14 years ago
I don't know, she told him that she wanted to f*** him and she certainly did! It just wasn't the use of the word that he expected. He certainly got f***ed....I'd say that was truth in advertising.
Just sayin'
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14 years ago
As I understand it, a "Shotgun" house is a Southern staple that I know is well represented in New Orleans. It is a narrow house with several rooms aligned so all of the openings are along the same wall. The appellation is applied because a shotgun blast would make it from the front of the house all the way to the back since it was a clear shot.
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14 years ago
Gotta love the janitor at the Cannonball.....
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14 years ago
Pretty much any of the girls for that type of attention. If you want more, shop carefully. Pretty much anything is on the menu at the Cannonball. The only down side is those damn uncomfortable chairs in the dance area.
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14 years ago
I'd pay...gotta love those curves!
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14 years ago
Call the first one "Monday" and the second one "Tuesday". Now you only need five more....
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14 years ago
Best Customer Shit:
"No, I won't come in your mouth..."
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14 years ago
However, you DO see ALL of your posts without logging in from a Google search. That is not cool....
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14 years ago
Now, if you would have pretended like you were delivering a pizza to her and she didn't have the money......
Just sayin'....coulda been a good time. :)
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14 years ago
Add having a couple of kids into that equation and see what happens.
Brings back the old punch line of "Help me find the keys to my truck and we'll drive out..."
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14 years ago
The clubs pay the taxi drivers a $30 bounty for bringing you to them. If they supply their own limo, they save that $$
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14 years ago
I go to a place up in Toronto (Cannon Ball) that is a VERY high mileage place but the back room is literally a wide open room with little tables and club chairs to sit in. Very uncomfortable to have a head bobbing in your lap with a couple of other guys about six feet away. Now, on the other hand, it's good to head back early in the night on a recon mission to see what dancers you SHOULD take back later. :)
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14 years ago
George....evil I tell you...you're evil. :)
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14 years ago
I had a couple up in Toronto last month that were just terrible. They were covered and the girls were just like machines. Once they found out what you wanted and negotiated the fixed price, it was their goal to make it happen as fast as possible.
All I remember from both of them was a really rough bobbing of the head and just unpleasant sensations throughout. I'm wondering why neither of them had friction blisters on their lips!
A thoroughly non GFE experience. I tapped both of them on the back of the head around song 2 and said just forget it. They were that bad.
And yes, there were two as I couldn't believe ANYBODY could be as bad as the first one. I was wrong....
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14 years ago
Ain't that the truth Lopaw. Add that to the oil slick of lotion on some of the girls and you feel like you've just wrestled with a seal for all the glop and stink that is all over your hands, lap and sundry OTHER places. I just want to shake them and yell "Just a little dab of perfume!!!"
Also, she shouldn't slip off my lap from the layer of lotion on her legs.
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14 years ago
"Don't Tase me bro'! Don't Tase me!"
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14 years ago
I've never caught anything from a stripper...
Wait...what is this crusty runny thing down....ruh rhooo....
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14 years ago
Sam, that and the fact that the GFE includes nagging and the requirement that you 'change' to be a better guy....
:)
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14 years ago
Oh man, the dangers of having smart kids.
I would have just looked for a rock to crawl under.
That is just too funny.
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14 years ago
Farmer,
I was there last week and had the same janitor experience. I was in the middle of listening to Billy sing and he shows up. Lil 'CC just lost all enthusiasm after that. What a pain in the ass.
That combined with those damned wooden chairs will just kill you!
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14 years ago
If it smells like a duck, it's a duck....
You got that right Clubber.
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14 years ago
I visit regularly with a dancer named Randi. Damn sexy woman.
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14 years ago
After a good visit I don't get ANYTHING done worth a damn for a day or two as I'm distracted by the memories of the night before.
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14 years ago
Since Alzheimer's has set in, I don't remember back that far.