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"Damsels" in Distress

Returning to Rancho farmerart this afternoon, I came upon a young lady with a stalled car on an isolated rural road. She was in a state of tears and was so grateful that a handy old guy like me could get her vehicle going again and point her back to the road she wanted.

"What can I do to thank you?" she asked.

This was a fairly hot young woman and I briefly considered asking for a lap dance but I told her that her lovely smile was enough for me.

Not all us old SC mongers are total sharks with young women. Any of you other guys have brief moments of decency to admit to?

18 comments

  • how
    14 years ago
    Chivalry is cool. Good play, f'art
  • troop
    14 years ago
    farmerart says: Posted: 09/20/10
    Not all us old SC mongers are total sharks with young women. Any of you other guys have brief moments of decency to admit to?

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    NOPE!


















    heh.. actually i would have probably played it the same way ;)



  • txtittyfan
    14 years ago
    Sounds like the opening scene of a porno flick.
  • CCRiderm
    14 years ago
    Now, if you would have pretended like you were delivering a pizza to her and she didn't have the money......

    Just sayin'....coulda been a good time. :)
  • Dudester
    14 years ago
    My life is all about chivalry. I've given up on trying to rescue strippers, but I'd rescue my neighbor, if she'd let me. Like farmerart, I've fixed cars, changed flats, and even faced down bullies so that Polly Purebread can leave unmolested.
  • harrydave
    14 years ago
    Cue the bad music....

    You did the right thing.
  • georgmicrodong
    14 years ago
    Done the same, Art. Good call.
  • samsung1
    14 years ago
    Perfect Gentlemen...
  • brewerfan
    14 years ago
    remember, you not it the strip club world when your trying to get a girl on the road again. You did the right thing.
  • dallas702
    14 years ago
    1974 - Holiday Inn in the bar with a bud on a Fri nite - we saw a pushy/rude drunk trying to move in on two cute young things who clearly did NOT want anything from the asshole. I walked over and aggressively - in his face - asked him why he was bothering my wife. After the jerk left the bar I just smiled, blew a kiss to the two beauties and walked back to my beer. A few minutes later both ladies joined us and for the rest of the evening - and into the morning - repeatedly thanked me for saving them.

    I've been trying that "good guy" thing every chance ever since. Once in a long while it really pays off!!!!
  • Clubber
    14 years ago
    Helped out many times. Why, one might ask? I just hope, were it my wife or daughter, a nice guy would be there to help them.
  • CTQWERTY
    14 years ago
    Wow, I wonder whether Art's noble endeavor will make it to Stripperweb?
  • shadowcat
    14 years ago
    Alright Art. One good deed deserves another. a couple of years back a stripper (Jamie) offered to help me change a flat tire in the parking lot of my favorite club.
  • sharkhunter
    14 years ago
    My memory is not that good but I do suddenly remember a dancer crying in the club after running into some rude customers. I guess she was at a breaking point and they pushed her over. She actually came up to me I guess taking comfort in me being there. She confided in me some things a dancer doesn't usually talk about which was a lot of her personal life. I did not mind being her outlet and she didn't deserve to be treated so rudely by whomever did it. Unfortunately she was a hot dancer and I believe she quit dancing not too long afterwards. I guess she got tired of all the rude customers and just quit for good.
  • sharkhunter
    14 years ago
    I meant to say that it was unfortunate from my point of view that a hot dancer quit the business due to rude customers. That probably wasn't the only reason but I don't remember the situation clearly anymore.
  • Clubber
    14 years ago
    sh,

    Pretty much only my ATF would tell honest details of her personal life, and a couple others I knew from other than their club work.
  • gk
    14 years ago
    Agree. Having fun doesn't mean we're not honorable.
  • ilbbaicnl
    14 years ago
    farmerart: How 'bout a lapdance, baby!
    hot young thing: Umm...I was thinking more like giving you $5 so you could catch the Senior Early Bird Special at Denny's?
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