Have you hear that old saying...

There were a few bad bjs in my earlier days...and now that I'm married to come to think of it!

Just tell her that "blow"is just an expression.

no doubt i'm in the minority here.. although they can be pleasureable, i've never been a big fan of blowjobs, i prefer to get laid.

georg.. i think you got the better part of that deal when she let you fuck her.

Prim0: Not much to complain about that around my house. My wife gives great head, slow, sensuous, deep ('course, with me, that's not saying much), and doesn't stop when I get off; didn't even before I started wearing condoms. 20 or 30 minutes at a time was not unusual. Between her and My Favorite Cocksucker, maybe I'm spoiled. :)

'cat: If she'd done that much, it would have been an improvement.

troop: To each his own. From someone who's paying attention, and likes what she's doing, it's awesome. From this girl, I absolutely got the better part of the deal. 'Course, had she not agreed to that, she wouldn't have gotten paid!

My wife's favorite blow job joke:

Why do men like blow jobs so much? Because it combines their two favorite activities: having sex, and laying around doing nothing.

Went to my favorite Missouri club late this afternoon. With the ominous new law set to take place at midnight, MFCS agreed to $80 bbbj because it might be our last opportunity...ever. She is an oral machine. All I have to do is relax and enjoy it. She's not done 'til I'm done!

I had a couple up in Toronto last month that were just terrible. They were covered and the girls were just like machines. Once they found out what you wanted and negotiated the fixed price, it was their goal to make it happen as fast as possible.

All I remember from both of them was a really rough bobbing of the head and just unpleasant sensations throughout. I'm wondering why neither of them had friction blisters on their lips!

A thoroughly non GFE experience. I tapped both of them on the back of the head around song 2 and said just forget it. They were that bad.

And yes, there were two as I couldn't believe ANYBODY could be as bad as the first one. I was wrong....

It has happened a couple of times. Both were when my regular dancer wasn't in the club and my bartender friend said I might like these dancers. She was incorrect those two times. One of the times she didn't charge me the VIP fee, the other she did. I think it was due to management being around on the one.

I have heard that tongue rings are suppose to make oral sex better, but I dislike them getting head from a girl wearing one. I have never felt stimulated by them and worry that my dick will get cut or stuck on it somehow.

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