Have you hear that old saying...
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
...about there being no such thing as a bad blow job?
Wrong.
Went to a club for lunch and met a new girl. We agreed on stuff, and went back. No skills whatsoever. I realize that wearing a condom makes it a little harder for her, but this girl not only barely put any in her mouth, but also didn't move more than about an eighth of an inch. No tongue, no sucking, no hands, nothing about it was going to garner any kind of result whatsoever.
So after about 45 seconds, which was frankly about 30 seconds longer than I should have given her, I asked if that was gonna be it. I tried to tell her what I wanted, but after a few strokes, she'd go right back to the wrong stuff. Finally I just told her it wasn't going to work. She agreed to fuck me for the same price, so it wasnt a complete loss.
Anybody else ever get something so totally worthless that there was no chance of getting off, aside from taking over yourself?
Wrong.
Went to a club for lunch and met a new girl. We agreed on stuff, and went back. No skills whatsoever. I realize that wearing a condom makes it a little harder for her, but this girl not only barely put any in her mouth, but also didn't move more than about an eighth of an inch. No tongue, no sucking, no hands, nothing about it was going to garner any kind of result whatsoever.
So after about 45 seconds, which was frankly about 30 seconds longer than I should have given her, I asked if that was gonna be it. I tried to tell her what I wanted, but after a few strokes, she'd go right back to the wrong stuff. Finally I just told her it wasn't going to work. She agreed to fuck me for the same price, so it wasnt a complete loss.
Anybody else ever get something so totally worthless that there was no chance of getting off, aside from taking over yourself?
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georg.. i think you got the better part of that deal when she let you fuck her.
'cat: If she'd done *that* much, it would have been an improvement.
troop: To each his own. From someone who's paying attention, and likes what she's doing, it's awesome. From this girl, I absolutely got the better part of the deal. 'Course, had she not agreed to that, she wouldn't have gotten paid!
My wife's favorite blow job joke:
Why do men like blow jobs so much?
Because it combines their two favorite activities: having sex, and laying around doing nothing.
All I remember from both of them was a really rough bobbing of the head and just unpleasant sensations throughout. I'm wondering why neither of them had friction blisters on their lips!
A thoroughly non GFE experience. I tapped both of them on the back of the head around song 2 and said just forget it. They were that bad.
And yes, there were two as I couldn't believe ANYBODY could be as bad as the first one. I was wrong....