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13 years ago
VegetariansimVegetarians don't love animals.
They hate plants.
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13 years ago
"He's Old Enough to be my Grandpa"Clubber,
no,lol - if they said THAT I'd think one of two things - either they are legally blind, or I really AM looking like someones grandpappy and the merciful thing would be to have someone put me out of my gender-bending misery.
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13 years ago
"He's Old Enough to be my Grandpa"Yikes! When the day comes that I overhear someone in a club saying that I'm old enough to be a dancer's grandma, then I'll know it's time to seek my fun strictly OTC!
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13 years ago
Bachelor parties--the upsideThe few times I've stumbled upon bachelor parties at clubs it usually sucked big time and I couldn't leave quickly enough. All the dancers flocked around the large group in desperate hope of making some major bank off of them. The rest of the club sat around watching with few dancers mingling with the rest of us. No thanks.
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13 years ago
A bit of confusion about lap dance policies at strip clubs.Everyone here is correct, sbear. No touching is allowed at all - anywhere.
You're really not even supposed to look at the girls or talk to them, but the bouncers usually will let that slide if you slip 'em some $$$.
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13 years ago
"Norm!"I get that alot too, since I'm not the average SCJ.
Recognition and "comps" from the parking lot/doorman/bartender & waitresses have their obvious perks, but there definitely are some cons as well, specifically from some dancers. The cons can be trouble for those of us not interested in ATF's or GFE's. Once you're a "Norm" at a club, many of the dancers start assuming that you "belong" to certain dancers, which can suck if you like variety on your visits and find that a dancer you've got your eye on won't dare come over because some other dancer there has decided that you're "hers" & threatened her in the DR to stay away. Ugh!
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13 years ago
mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
ATF status... revokedMy last ATF got pissed at me and chased me around the club with her scary stripper shoe, yelling at me in spanish. She was one latina loca.
I no longer crave or will seek out another ATF. Nowadays I like to share the love (and $$$) with many many MANY dancers. If one starts getting too close, I move to another club for a while til it cools down. Geez - I already have a "wife" at home....I don't need one in a stripclub.
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13 years ago
Strip club charges women more, woman suessuperdude-
I didn't say it was legal or would stand up in court - I just said I disagreed with it.
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13 years ago
When getting dances...If I'm up for serious laps, I will only do it in a private booth or room. I get way too much unwanted attention from male customers when I get laps out in the open. I will, however, get laps out in the open at topless joints where there is no real mileage to be had. Those types of dances are usually pretty mild and are just for fun, not serious mileage.
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13 years ago
Strip club charges women more, woman suesAs a female customer, you would think that I would agree with the woman filing the lawsuit. But I don't, and here's why: I have had to endure alot of bad press from the stupid antics of female customers over the years. Many dancers have been left with a bad taste in their mouths regarding women customers because of this, and people like me pay the price. Sadly most female customers don't have any business being in a SC, for many reasons probably well known to anyone who reads forums on SC's. I think that charging women more will help to weed out the women/girls most likely to cause grief, and it will ensure that any woman willing to pay more will REALLY want to be in the club.
Besides - any woman who were to become a well-spending regular at this club would probably wind up getting in for free, as many comped regulars do after awhile.
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13 years ago
As a Strip Club Customer, Have You Ever Been Mistaken as a Cop?It still happens to me from time to time, especially in a new club. I've been told that I could pass physically as a cop, and on the rare occasions that I'm clubbing with a male friend the dancers often assume that we're LE partners, since female/male cops seem to be what usually will take down a club (or at least that's what the dancers tell me).
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13 years ago
Fat Girls Strip Part 2I've gotten some of my best dances from thick girls, but I don't routinely seek them out. It really depends on what I'm in the mood for - I'll rarely negatively pre-judge a dancer solely on body size unless she's given me a reason to do so.
An awesome personality underneath that BBW can go a long way with some customers.
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13 years ago
Viva Las Vegas!!!I go to Vegas fairly often and find myself enjoying the SC's there less & less. There are now only 5 or so nude clubs (my preference) and with the exception of the unexpectedly great time I last had @ TOTT, I wouldn't even bother going to any of them anymore - especially any ending in "Cabaret". The last visit I tried LilD's in the afternoon, and it was at best so-so. About 6 or 7 dancers and only one of them above a 6.
Vegas is all about the high hustle, high turnover tourist market, and mileage is nowhere near what I can get at home. I get great high contact here in LA, so there really is no point to drive 4 hrs for less contact and more headaches.
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13 years ago
Cinco de MayoHere in LA we go loco for Cinco De Drinko!
Most every club has some cerveza & drink specials and all-you-can-eat tacos (not that kind, unfortunately).
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13 years ago
Are Tatoos Expensive?I have a couple of tats and typically you pay by the hour.....so obviously a large tat, say across your entire back, will run quite a bit more than something small.
Here in LA tattoo shops can charge anywhere from $60 - $200 an hour, depending on many factors.
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13 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
She rubs your package to sell a danceIn my experience, the amount of hands-on at my table is indicative of what I'll receive in the backroom. But, like Stiletto25 mentions, sometimes the dancer that never touches you during the sales pitch is the one that is all over you in the back.
Hell, I've seen it all - nothing surprises me anymore.
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13 years ago
Strip club regular...5 times a week!!!!!!!If I ever get like that I would hope that someone would take me out back and shoot me.
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13 years ago
Guys bringing their 'girls' to the club....lol
I loved the "Advice From a Stripper:Strip Club Etiquette" piece, esp. the N.B. line about us lesbians. It was spot on!
Thx for sharing it joker44
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14 years ago
SC raids: Do they discourage you from clubbing?Nah.
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
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14 years ago
Guys bringing their 'girls' to the club....kappa_girl -
There are still a few female customers like myself that visit stripclubs with the sole purpose of getting dances. I don't drink, dis-robe, or do any of the stupid stuff that those drunken idiot girls do while in the club. I rarely visit in groups or even with a male friend in tow. Sadly, I am the very rare exception to the rule. Seems like most female customers are either complete bitches to the dancers or act a fool after drinking too much. It pisses me off I think MORE than you dancers because these classless women customers can ruin it for women like myself who go to clubs to enjoy dances and to have a good time.
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14 years ago
Sob StoriesI have thankfully been spared any sob stories, at least so far.
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14 years ago
Feature Entertainer Dances?The only feature that I ever got to see was Janine Lindemulder at the Rhino in downtown LA. This was before she got all tatted up. She actually put on a damn good show, and I was able to score a very good dance with her that, unfortunately, became more of a spectacle for audience entertainment than the one-on-one that I was hoping for.
The one thing I did get to see up close was her legendary looooong tongue. It was absolutely incredible.