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13 years ago
On a somewhat related note -
I once had a dancer offer to give me a ride from her club (after her shift) back to my job in her 1988 Nissan Pulsar NX, with the missing rear passenger door and back seat filled with potted palm trees. Hmmmmmmmm.....OK. Despite my initial misgivings, I graciously accepted, even though my workplace was only 5 blocks away. I was thinking "Heh heh....maybe we'll just continue driving down to the Comfort Inn a few blocks further down the street". Well - I have never been on a more hair-raising hell ride in my life. She was a complete maniac, who didn't realize that the car came equipped with a brake pedal. As we approached my worksite I pretty much did a tuck & roll and got the hell outta that car ASAP. I actually kissed the ground once I was out. She was quite possibly the worst driver in the history of the entire world. But that is another topic altogether ;).
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13 years ago
lol
I think hakanlube has the best solution so far.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
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13 years ago
Going through the occasional SC doldrums is pretty normal. I find myself getting burned out more often than usual myself lately. It hits most every serious junkie sooner or later.
Resignation DENIED! ;)
Too bad you didn't get a chance to club in LA, art.....I was hoping for a review or two!
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13 years ago
vm,
The ones with sand ;)
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13 years ago
I hose myself off in the backyard. But if I can remember before I head home, I'll ask someone at the club to blow cigarette smoke on me, then splash some beer on me for good measure. As much as my SO hates cigarettes & booze, I'd rather smell of that then strippers.
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13 years ago
I sure am gonna miss all of those bikini-clad babes at the beach, though.
But I guess I can make do with cheerleaders until next summer ;)
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13 years ago
There really isn't much that you CAN say to that, steve!
(note to self: move butcher knife and duct tape from glove box to trunk.)
=D
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13 years ago
And on the same note don't text a customer to come see you only to find out that you have also texted 10 other customers as well so that when we show up you are not available for hours. If you have asked a customer to come in, it's not fair to expect him/her to wait around for you for a long period of time. If a dancer asked me to come in and I saw that she was busy with someone else, you better believe that I will find someone else to keep me company. Fair is fair.
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13 years ago
I've never had the fun of having a stalker mill around menacingly near me. I usually have them come right up to the table and ask my dancer for a dance. Since I'm female, they figure I must be a friend or other employee, so she's fair game. I used to let it go, but not anymore. I pity the fool who next tries to come over and steal my woman!
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13 years ago
Sounds pretty pathetic to me.
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13 years ago
I contribute to my local reader review board (zbone), but since some of the dancers (and managers) figured out who I was based on my posts, I'm a bit more careful in what I post there. It can be a useful way to let management know what is working and what is not, since they get to know you personally and if they like you they seem to want to hear your opinions on things.
I have asked dancers if they knew what TUSCL was, but so far none have.
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13 years ago
I suspect that downing 3 RedBulls would result in a frenzy of activity (not necessarily good), followed by a severe crash afterwards.
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13 years ago
Maybe you can ask the waitress/floater/door-person if they can recommend a dancer that is very "couple friendly".
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13 years ago
"The LAX area clubs are not a good value"
Perhaps that has been your experience, but it certainly hasn't been mine. I'm very happy with the dancer quality & mileage offered by the LAX clubs, tho my experiences are uniquely mine (YMMV).
Nothing compared to COI, of course....but the COI clubs are a different class altogether.
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13 years ago
No.
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13 years ago
A douchebag spewing poetic license would have nothing on a nice, sincere individual uttering a simple "you're stunning" to a dancer.
Who the person is that is saying the compliment is probably more important than what is actually being said.
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13 years ago
One of the local clubs here recently offered the dancers an addition cash bonus to walk around the club either nude or topless for their whole shift. Most of the dancers HATE it.
They seem to think that by being naked, less people will be inclined to buy dances, since they can already see "all the goods". How wrong they were.....I wound up buying several dances the other day from a girl that I would have never even looked at, had she not been naked and sitting in my lap ;)
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13 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I got no time to chase unicorns.
If she's breathing, I'll take her. ^_^
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13 years ago
Do check out zbone, but don't bother w/ the club reviews. Go to the Reader Reviews. They are much more up-to-date, and are written by fellow PL's.
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13 years ago
This thread is full of lolz :)
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13 years ago
We, as customers, can wash up til we're wrinkled as raisins, but that doesn't mean shit if the dancer herself is still full of the last custie's DNA. Although I always hope I'm wrong, I always assume that the dancer has NOT freshened up since her last custie, and proceed cautiously.
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13 years ago
OTC.
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13 years ago
LMFAO!
That was some funny shit!
Very entertaining.
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13 years ago
not enough dancers, or not getting approached will have me out the door to find better hunting grounds ASAP.
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13 years ago
Throwing coins at the stage would be very dangerous for the dancers!