Kill The Dollar Bill? I don't know.
ThatOtherGuy
It would be weird tippping dancers with coins. The little purses they carry around would get heavy. But a coin filled purse might be just the thing to straighten out an unruly customer.
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(That's $5.50 in Yankee money.)
Although, one dancer did say it was bad luck...
$2 bills? A lot of people don't even know they exist. Americans are dumb when they don't even recognize their own money (http://www.ripoffreport.com/audio-electr…) Says something about the pathetic financial knowledge in America these days.
2) It would be interesting if strip clubs had a near monopoly on issuing two dollar bills.
The upside is that if we all transitioned to coins, making it rain might become obsolete.
A nice thing about euro bills is that different denominations--5, 10, 20, 50, etc--are different sizes and different colors, so you're less likely to give a dancer a 50 when you mean to give her a 20.
Needless to say, this gives openings to drunks to be real assholes. Throwing the coins like fastballs. Heating the coins with a lighter so the dancer is burned. I once saw a jerk drop the loonie in a puddle of puke and then flip the coin at the dancer. (I cold-cocked that bastard and be damned if I wasn't the one thrown out of the club!).
I detest this loonie toss. But, on the whole, Alberta dancers love it. I have seen a dancer scoop up over $300 in coins with her silly little loonie vacuum after just one set on stage.
"Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all
Singin' dollar dollar bill y'all"
It is not a real vacuum that the girls use. It is a magnetic device on a cord. Dancers walk around the stage with this thing picking up the loonies and toonies (they are magnetic coins). It is much more interesting when the girls bend over to pick up the coins manually. Many tantalizing vistas can be on offer!.
@Doc_Holliday:
Beer works just fine with old farmerart.
You should have seen the look on the asshole's face when he looked up from the floor and saw that it was an old fat bald guy who had whacked him. He was ready to go and I was willing to oblige him but a bouncer rushed over to stop things. Even though the dancer on stage came to my defense, the bouncers evicted me from the club. I hung around outside for a few minutes to see if the asshole wanted to pursue the 'discussion', but he was a no-show. Old farmerart was feeling kinda feisty that night - I was really ready to pour the boots to that jerk.
I have never seen such gross behaviour by a customer in a SC.
Before I put flame suit on, consider that federal government, and at least several states round tax refunds/bills the the nearest dollar already. I suspect many tuscl members can recall buying bubble gum for a penny- a nickel now is worth what a penny was then. I'm sure even "younger" tusclers can recall reaching into pocket for 2 quarters for a convenience store purchase- now those are $1 or so. So, if carrying 2 quarters in pocket wasn't a big deal, carrying nearly similar sized dollar coins shouldn't be, either. As for last point having fewer dollar bills to circulate, forcing to consider $2 tip: IMO, not as big a deal as some may make it out to be, as I suspect tip $ are relatively small portion of club visit budget when compared to VIP's, lapdances, drinks, etc.