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6- out of money

7- shot your load

8- last call

5--fat/ugly dancers

9-not enough dancers

10-no one dancing on stage

11-the girl is meeting me around the corner

Of your choices, #5. From others, #6 and #9.

12-Family member or friend of my SO in the club

ROBs in the club

bartender is hassling you for another drink halfway through your 1st one

spare change dancers (5's and below)

13. Spotting one of my present or former students across the room. Which isn't as bad as ...

14. Spotting one of my present or former students on stage.

15 Members of your congregation in the crowd.

Geez, Doc. I'd like to see the pastor of my congregation in the crowd getting table dances. LOL Other than that, #5, 6, 7 and/or 9

#5 fat/ugly dancers is my top reason. I can put up with the rest long enough to give the club a chance.

2--music too damn loud

5--fat/ugly dancers (especially if they are slapping their asses)

primarily #5 ulgy dancers, and #9 not enough dancers. #2 loud music can also do me in.

marhenhuh, as for #14, that's happend to me once. Once we go over the didn't expect to see you here moment, everything was cool. (Too bad she didn't last long at the club.) However, I'm sure the varies on a case by case basis.

One of the club's dancers acknowledges it's bad and recommends a better club a short ride away.

16 Crowd type changes towards overt, nasty druggie side

I haven't seen overbearing/thuggish bouncers here yet. Until he got fired, I used to purposely avoid one of my favorite clubs on certain weekend nights because the dang bouncer made entering the club (rude greeting/frisking) and otherwise enjoying myself with the dancers (roughly telling the dancer to cut such-and-such behaviors out) so difficult. And I'm quite the regular who is discrete, generous, and very tame looking. I understand a zero-tolerance policy, but bouncers don't need the intimidation factor unless specifically called upon by negative customers/circumstances.

I HATE HATE HATE smoke, but unless it was really bad, it wouldn't make me leave the club. Honestly, the only thing that has made me leave the club early, is very few dancers or one's that just weren't attractive to me at all. I can tolerate everything else.

When a fight breaks out. or

Uncle LEO shows up.

Would I be accused of being shallow if I said "no dick sucking going on?"

• Can't shake the fugly dancer that won't leave you alone

• Need to catch a flight

• Reached my budgetary limit

Just a few of mine...

yes, smoking is also a big negative

This list is pretty comprehensive. However I have one to add:

When celebrities are hogging all the dancers!

• Football players, musicians, and TV personalities have made me have 5-6 boring nights. Just sitting there waiting for the dancers with a wad of cash in my pocket, sucks. Especially when the celebs are not spending money!

This has happened to me in Atlanta (former Gold Club), in Las Vegas (that one next door to the Hard Rock Hotel), some club in Orlando whose name I forgot, and locally at The Excalibur/X Bar.

not enough dancers, or not getting approached will have me out the door to find better hunting grounds ASAP.

georgemicrodong - yes you would be considered shallow; but then again, most of us are.

#2, #3, #4, #5, and of course a bar full of thugs

Funny, a bar full of thugs makes me take off early, too. Small world!

#17 and my favorite - quick hookup!!!

#5, #6 and #7. Not a fan of smoke either, but fortunately in my area, smoking is not allowed.

#19 Got to take a dump, but the bathroom has no stall...or toilet paper.

I once left because of a large group of "woo woo boys" who wouldn't shut the hell up. Normally I would probably stay, but there was another club just up the street.

What about #20: Your wife or SO comes into the club?

This happened while I was sitting with a customer once. He was using the sympathy route in attempting to persude me to date him and had told me his wife had passed away. He was so heartbroken about it. She then comes into the club and stood about ten feet away from us just looking at him. He says "My best friend is here and you should probably get up".

She was actually pretty civilized about it-they talked for awile and then got up and left together. He had been a club regular until that day and we never saw him again.

Your wife comes into the club? "

A have a recurring nightmare concerning just that, lol.