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kumquatelvis

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joined Sep 2009last seen Jun 2018

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Reviews by kumquatelvis

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

423 Bourbon St New Orleans, LA 70130

reviewed

12 years ago

i went on a tuesday after...

I went on a Tuesday after work, and like all clubs this isn't really the best time of day. In the case of Barely Legal the quality of the dancers was pretty good...

3920 Jonestown Rd Harrisburg, PA 17109

reviewed

13 years ago

i came here after giving up...

I came here after giving up on Adult World next door. The club is much, much nicer. Decent chairs, plenty of space, a nice stage. The girls were also far, far...

3932 Jonestown Rd Harrisburg, PA 17109

reviewed

13 years ago

building: this club is small, dingy,...

Building: This club is small, dingy, and has cheap furniture. There is only a single, one-person bathroom with a chain instead of a real lock. Dancers: The most attractive girl here would have below...

Déjà Vu Showgirls

516 Old State Rt 74 Cincinnati, OH 45244

reviewed

13 years ago

note: like larrrry , my gps...

Note: Like Larrrry , my GPS lead me to a nearby Kroger. Fortunately I had read his review and knew to just keep driving or I might have turned around thinking I missed...

The Pony - Waterloo

1850 W Airline Hwy Waterloo, IA 50703

reviewed

13 years ago

building: the facilities are not that...

Building: the facilities are not that great, but frankly they're not terrible either. I didn't feel gross or unsafe while I was there. There is a small DVD shop in the same...

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Discussions started by kumquatelvis

discussion started

13 years ago

Clubs where thr girls are naked most of the time?

A few years ago I visited the Mons Venus in Florida, and I was pleasantly surprised to see that the girls just walking around trying to get dances were usually partially or fully naked,...

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13 years ago

What cities and states have the most relaxed lap-dance laws/rules.

I know there are a lot of clubs where you can get away with more than you are supposed to, but I am curious as to the highest legal limits out there (especially in...

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14 years ago

Where is the highest mileage in Oklahoma City?

I usually go to Red Light Nights because most girls allow you to touch their breasts, which is generally against the rules/law in Oklahoma City. Sometime they will even flash pussy, but only...

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15 years ago

Little Darlings in OKC

Has anyone had a chance to try the VIP room? I was tempted, but something kept telling me that it was going to be no better than the regular dances for a lot...

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15 years ago

Any Portland, OR clubs that actually have milage?

From reading the reviews and personal experience it seems like the no touching rules are pretty strictly enforced. Do you know of any clubs that skirt around these? Not being able to...

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Comments made by kumquatelvis

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13 years ago

Strip Club Nation

Seeking Arrangement: College Students Using 'Sugar Daddies' To Pay Off Loan Debt

So one girl got $,5000 a month and a free vacation to the Caribbean? I work a full time job and don't make a whole lot more than that. Alas, as an ugly dude I'll never have such easy access to cash as the women do.

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13 years ago

I found the best job ever

Weird, I don't actually weigh enough for that job.

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15 years ago

Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer

Last day of the month really the best time to visit a SC?

A lot of people get paid on the last day of the month. Wouldn't that mean a huge influx of people who live paycheck to paycheck? More competition seems like a bad thing, yes?

discussion comment

15 years ago

Anyone familar with online dating sites?

Some companies also have employees contact free/former users in an attempt to get them to pay up.

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15 years ago

Asking for an ass-whooping

Yeah, everyone says the girls would steal from you in a heartbeat, but I overpaid one girl and she returned my extra twenty without even hesitating.

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2011	11	3	0	0
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