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11 years ago
What shadow said.
I don't really keep faves anymore, but when I did I did't keep multiple faves in one club. Too messy. I preferred to keep one fave in multiple clubs.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've been wanded but never patted down. I'd give the guy at the door a black eye if he tried. Only once did I visit a club in the hood where they do a pat down and when it was my turn I politely asked the guy to go get a dancer to do mine. He frowned and said "go on in....you look unarmed". Worked for me ;)
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11 years ago
Nah. I've received plenty of nekkid pix but they weren't enough to entice me to come in. I always assumed that if she sent them to me she was also sending them to every other PL that she had on speed dial, hoping that maybe one of us would bite.
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11 years ago
I'd give her another shot, but I'd put her pretty low on my dance card.
The closest I've had to that was a few months ago when a 30-something fairly-new-to-the-biz dancer hit me up and I went for it. She starts dancing about 3 feet away from me and trying to do all of these sexy moves WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING ME. I stopped her about 1/2 way thru the song and told her she won't last long dancing that way. She said that since I was a girl she thought that was what girl customers wanted. Oh, silly silly child. The good news is that I gave her an on-the-spot tutorial in how she should be dancing and she was a quick study. But she still went straight to the bottom of my "to do" list.
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11 years ago
No. It would just be more evidence to be used against me in divorce court.
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11 years ago
" And that's all it takes, one girl decides I'm a loser and the rest follow?"
Sadly, as you've found out....yes.
And on the opposite side of that is the one girl in the club that decides that you are "hers" and clam-jams you from getting any other dancer attention.
Ya can't win.
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11 years ago
Fucking Mormons. Every once in a while I get a couple of those creepy teenage boys in starched short sleeve white shirts (& ties) knocking on my door. They always start off offering to help out with stuff. So the last time I took them up on it. I told them "yes boys - as a matter of fact my backyard needs some weeding". Those stupid bastards actually weeded my backyard for over an hour. I guess they assumed that afterwards I would listen to their Morman BS and become a Stepford Morman or something. Fuck that shit. I booted their asses and I haven't seen them since. And now my FRONT yard needs weeding! I coulda had free yard service for the rest of my life! Dammit!!!!
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11 years ago
In the COI I'd recommend Synn. I was there last weekend and it was the shizzle.
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11 years ago
Part of being a grown up is knowing when & where horndog behaviour is acceptable and where it ain't. And it's not acceptable in the corporate world. A momentary lapse in judgement can cost you plenty.
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11 years ago
I have been dragged to a male revue exactly once in my life and NEVER again. I can honestly say that if given a choice between going to another one or taking a bullet to the head, I'd happily take the bullet. I'll even hold the damned gun.
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11 years ago
"What's the point of a girl receiving a lap dance, since she can't get a boner?"
Lol
I can't believe that anyone is really stupid enough to think that.
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11 years ago
You compare prices of things in stores to their equivalent value in lap dances.
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11 years ago
At a club I went to for the first time on Saturday they offered a wristband for $12 that entitled you to anytime 3/$40 nude dances, not just during promo time. Good deal there.
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11 years ago
Similar plans as boogieknight369's, with the exception of clubbing only on Saturday.
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11 years ago
I love ovulating strippers. We can sync our periods together, PMS together, and share feminine products. Oh boy!
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11 years ago
Nothing like that here in Cali.
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11 years ago
word.
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11 years ago
Jeezus this is the most depressing thread EVER :-(
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11 years ago
Lol Clubber
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11 years ago
I tried Sherri's in Pahrump a few years ago to see what it was all about and was pleasantly surprised with the quality of the girls that enjoyed girl on girl action. But for me it was a one time thing from my bucket list.
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11 years ago
@sclvr- if he wants to play nice that's fine by me. I've ignored him forever and I assumed that he ignores me too. I haven't addressed him here at all but I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's taken some cheap shots at me because that's been his MO for as long as I've been posting here on TUSCL. I'm more than happy to continue ignoring him but if he is willing to let it go, so am I. Either way is fine by me. I will uphold my end and I expect him to do the same.
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11 years ago
WTF is this all about??????
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11 years ago
Tiffany, Jessica & Jennifer.
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11 years ago
Lol good luck with that.
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11 years ago
Lol Slick - no, I don't have a sister named Southpaw
And unlike many women I am a "one and done" kinda girl, so like you I prefer to hold out as long as possible to make my clubbing Big O as dynamic as possible ;)