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11 years ago
"@Lopaw I think maybe you're drinking too much of some people's kool-aid."
wtf?
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11 years ago
ranukam - I've had alote of bed dances and they can range from couch-like things barely able to hold two people (DVNH) to king size (Skin)and everything in between. Like sclvr mentioned the costs are usually higher, with Skin (a club on the westside of LA) asking $60 per dance!
Your choice of 4Play is good since it has some of the best eye candy here in LA. Of all of the clubs I've tried I've never been there, since it's not open during my usual clubbing times. But if you see a hot blond dayshift dancer named Alena there, tell her lopaw says hi :)
I'm very familiar with Bare Elegance LAX, if that is the one you're referring to (they have a sister club up in the SFV officially called Valley Ball but it's nicknamed "Bare Elegance Valley"). Our TUSCL brother minnow has also visited BE-LAX many times. PM me if you want any down & dirty intel.
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11 years ago
"That they keep trying to finger their junk when told not to, because it's just between us girls"
Lol they should have asked "may I?" before diving in and then maybe bought them a refreshing snack afterwards.
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11 years ago
Lol.
Awesome story.
But after all of the buildup we never got a review of the Wildebeest's stage dancing!
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11 years ago
The only complaints that I uausally hear from them are about men in general. I'm pretty much the only customer that they can bitch to about the stuff you guys do (or don't do). I let them vent and give them a shoulder to cry on....then I try and nail them in VIP.
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11 years ago
LMAO Slick! Great story!
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11 years ago
"Maybe she doesn't quite know what to do with you?"
At first I chuckled at this but then I realized that looneylarry may be right. If you have not told her what you want then she probably doesn't know how to read you and is playing it safe with you. She can obviously get her $$$ from other customers in the club, so she has you on ice. I think that you need to be firm in telling her what you expect from her, whatever it is. She might simply see you now as a "friend". You may have become someone that she can chill with and talk to. It's often hard for dancers to really open up and chat up guys with personal info. I have been in your situation a few times but I made it clear to the dancer what I wanted and it worked out fine. The fact that both of you identify as bi and neither one of you is gay can make it even murkier.
And don't be intimidated by TJ. I've been there a few times and had my SKO by some amazing chicas down there. It's an experience that you won't soon forget ;)
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11 years ago
lmao gmd
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11 years ago
I'll second sclvr's choice - Synn is amazing. My backup would be BE-LAX.
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11 years ago
lol no never a bouncer but I've been mistaken for a dancer, a waitress and a house mom. Damn what I wouldn't give to be a house mom, even for just a little while.
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11 years ago
I have a twin brother, Slick. I never thought about it but yeah that is something that most people would never find out about you unless they straight out asked....and who would know to ask???
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11 years ago
Try Talk of the Town. All nude, 18yo girl next door types in a divey locals joint.
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11 years ago
GGB - I doubt any one here can help you out. Your best bet probably is to Google it.
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11 years ago
lol I'm with sclvr. I see enough of my coworkers 5-6 days a week. I don't want to hang with them at Disneyland.
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11 years ago
I don't know what it is but some of the best grub I've had was in a SC. Always paid for afterwards, just like in a fine dining establishment. I'm guessing the hot women all around you while you're eating makes the food just taste better.
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11 years ago
In my world FS is pretty much meaningless, so it depends on your circumstances and who you fuck and how. To me "sex" is the exchange of sexual fluids in whatever capacity, whether it's mouth to pussy, pussy to pussy, fingers to pussy....you get the idea.
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11 years ago
Most places now accept coupons on your phone so that you don't even need to cut them out of newspapers anymore. Yes I am that lazy.
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11 years ago
Lol you can't swing a dead cat pretty much anywhere in LA without seeing a billboard for a nearby stripclub. God I love this town!!!!
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11 years ago
I agree with jester's summation, though I despise OG's because of the lousy time I had there a few years ago.
The only club that offers both booze & full nudity is The Palomino, but I've never been there myself. Word from some friends that have tried it is that the place has been remodeled so it's not quite as old and tired as it once was. The dancer quality was average, and the drink prices are ridiculously high. If you do decide to try it it would be nice for you to write up a review of the place.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
lol sclvr. You've given me some ideas for my next museum visit.
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11 years ago
Hey WOODDR2 - I was in the COI today (Synn & Monarch's) and I had one of the best visits that I have had in a long time....man those clubs are friggin' AMAZING!
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11 years ago
GSB seems like really good people. He is definitely a great edition to this board :)
I have no clue who the other person is.
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11 years ago
On the very rare times that a girl I'm interested in is tied up with a well spending regular of hers, I smile and raise my Diet Coke in a toast to the guy because he has probably just saved me a ton of money.
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11 years ago
Grope me, baby.
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11 years ago
I'll be in LV with my crew from Oct 3-6th. Count me in if you guys decide to set it up for that weekend.