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10 years ago
Which LAX strip club has the prettiest girls? Bare Elegance LAX
Do any of them serve alchohol? No.
How much are dances? They are expensive in the realm of $51 nudes after 7pm
which one is best on a monday night? They are all slow on Mondays including Bare LAX but you can find specials if you check their websites
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10 years ago
I read reviews to get a general idea of the club's ambiance, if it's in a decent neighborhood...stuff like that. I don't trust any of the stats or opinions of mileage or dancer quality, since it is too subjective. Alot of the basic stats are often wrong, so after I have visited a club I am sure to update it as best as I can. I use the club's webpage to get basic info like hours, cover costs, parking, etc. And if the club doesn't have a webpage, I'll call. And if it doesn't answer it's phone, then fuck 'em - they just lost a potential customer.
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10 years ago
Bare Elegance LAX as well as it's neighbor down the street The Jet Strip serve some pretty darn good food. I wouldn't hesitate to order food at either place. The old Wild Goose near LAX used to serve some great pub food as well as awesome daily specials that were really good. Damn I miss that place.
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10 years ago
uhmmmmmmm..............no.
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10 years ago
Well, Josh, no real secret but it's hard to describe......it's something that has to be seen or experienced to be appreciated ;)
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10 years ago
uhmmmmm.....sounds like your oral skills might need some work there, josh.
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10 years ago
I agree that its stupid to label it with a n acronym that 99% of the viewers here have no idea what it means.
Papi has the right idea - if you are going to include it at least give it an acronym that would make sense to the everybody.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The talent in the greater LA area is pretty consistent, but attendance is down and the girls are beginning to move around more than usual. Great if you love variety and the hunt for someone new...not so good if you have a fave and gotta keep up with wherever she is dancing that week.
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10 years ago
"e)lesbian strip clubs."
lmao - yeah that would be the end for you, alright...but MY clubbing would be off the charts in extras!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
No I don't like it much either, especially if there is a huge age difference between them...that's just really really gross IMO. But even teenagers or 20-somethings need to get a room.
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10 years ago
lmao gotta love The Onion :)
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10 years ago
Clubber -
I'm sure that there is a cute little Asian stripper out there who would be happy to nurse you back to health :D
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10 years ago
oh HELL yes!!
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10 years ago
OMG that is so fucked up and also hysterical!
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10 years ago
Welcome, Diva1975!
As others have stated there are very few women posting here. I have probably been here the longest, but I am a customer not a dancer. Trixxi still posts from time to time, and dancers are always welcome here as long as they have a thick skin.
And see that little microphone icon with the slash thru it under your name? That's the ignore button and I encourage you to use it for the misogynists and 12 year old trolls who have no life that sometimes post here. They will disappear without a trace and you will never be bothered by them again.
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10 years ago
@reka - have you danced in LA before? Why are you so against dancing here? Did something happen? Or is it just the bad rep that we have?
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10 years ago
I was there on Saturday and noticed that huge ugly contraption for the first time. A big purple box. It partially blocks access at the far end of the stage in front of the topless LD area. But if it makes DVCOI compliant then it's gotta be there I guess. I wonder if anyone will ever use it.
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10 years ago
I actually do have a twin brother. He is 5 minutes older than me and pure evil.
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10 years ago
I rotate thru about 12 clubs, hitting one at random about twice a month.
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10 years ago
lmao
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10 years ago
I don't think that there has been a PL out there that hasn't run into this at some time or other. The first thing NOT to do is take it personally...it's her, not you. The second thing is to chuckle at her inept business skills and find another honey to spend that dough on.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I prefer focusing on her, and then her on me.
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10 years ago
I've recently started seeing an escort and it has definitely impacted my SC habits. I am now down to once a month visits to my fave clubs. And I noticed on my last visit that the dancers really missed my wallet and were unusually attentive. I think I'll keep it like this :)
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10 years ago
There used to be a Russian dancer at the old Wild Goose here in LA that once performed in the Moscow circus and sometimes did a 4 hula hoop style routine on stage. Quite impressive. But the magic of it was lost on the inebriated guests who just wanted her to get on with it already and show them her tits. Sigh.
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10 years ago
Michelle Pheiffer/ Fabulous Baker Boys
Selma Hayek/From Dusk Til Dawn (that's for me & Clubber)