Comments by mroo

  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    bruno0639
    California
    KitKat Club Portland. Thoughts?
    The Kit Kat is the *last* place downtown I'd recommend getting any dances. It's not a bad place for what it is, but I'd strongly suggest Rouge or Spyce instead for that kind of entertainment.
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    7 years ago
    max_starr
    Cleveland, Ohio
    stripper problems
    Two observations on your post: 1) There are no nice heroin users. 2) There are no mild cases of HIV.
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    7 years ago
    Mtent
    Relaxation
    Old white men at mixed strip clubs always go for black girls
    It's too bad you obviously grew up in an environment where that was true, Mtent. Why would you even notice races of contractors and customers? Also, I see you're on a roll today in the discussion area. Maybe you should let someone else in the prison library use the computer for a while.
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    7 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Inside Stephen Hawking's Surprising Love Life—Including Trips to the Strip Club
    For some reason people think Science PhD’s spend all their free time in their underwater volcano lairs, plotting the end of the world. Believe it or not, some of them camp at spawn griefing your sorry newb ass on XBox, others play music, and others deadlift. All of them have as much sex and think sbout sex as much as any other healthy male or female their age.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    for you guys that read stripper web
    Are you: I_have_too_much_time_on_my_hands ?
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    9 years ago
    Another Stripperweb gem.....
    Smarter than 90%? How does that even matter in a relationship? She must be a real peach if she feels like she has to be dumber than anyone she dates. If she really is that smart, she should be used to dealing with idiots- it's a skill you'd pick up early in life by necessity.
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    What's the deal w/ chicks piercing their nipples ?
    Self-harm is fairly common in people suffering from OCD related mental illnesses and in untreated victims of rape, abuse, and incest. Sex work is one of the few jobs you can hold down when you can only work irregularly due to addiction and other mental health issues. There is significant overlap between the two groups of people.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Advice to John Smith......
    Because it's worth getting disbarred over a stupid stripper. Idiot.
  • discussion comment
    9 years ago
    Taking my wife to a strip club for the first time.
    I've had some ridiculously fun experiences with my S/O in clubs. Here's what I've had luck using: - Let her know she's in charge and if she's not comfortable you're fine with leaving. - Most contractors want nothing to do with couples for reasons that probably need their own seven discussions. If you and your S/O see a contractor you like, have a server bring that to the contractor's attention. - If your relationship is already messed up, it won't fix anything. In fact, it'll make things much worse. - I don't know anything about the venues you'd mention, but if there's a tip rack, both of you have to tip at the rack. - Some people, especially women, seem to think 1 tip per couple is enough. If you're financially strapped to the point where you think that's an option, try some entertainment you can afford instead. - Some contractors will expect to be paid at 2x the rate for private entertainment. Get that issue hammered out before agreeing to anything. - If don't get fucked up and don't use plastic make sense when you're flying solo, it applies 10x more when you're a couple. - Above all, KNOW WHEN TO LEAVE. Don't think more of the same is going to make your experience even better. If you had fun, take it and run. Moderation in all things.
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    My system on bagging strippers!!!!!!!!
    If you bag 'em, do you have to tag 'em too?
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    9 years ago
    minnow
    Any place that interests me.
    OT- High End Steak Restaurants, Worth It?
    The expensive chains all suck. Well, maybe except the Original Morton's in Chicago... If you're ever in Las Vegas and want decent food and service, by all means hit up The Golden Steer. Places like Smith and Wollensky's or the Morton's Franchises aren't just overpriced, the food and service are terrible.
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    9 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    OTC Tip
    I've never asked for a number, but I've been asked for mine a few times. Since I'm mileage Kryptonite, I've always declined. As someone who'd exchange numbers, would you use that as a starter for: "What did you have in mind? Letting me know you're working, or a hookup?"
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    9 years ago
    Mr_O
    Florida
    Now, on to film.
    Joy Harmon. She was somewhat before my time, but she's worth a look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-HC38alVoY
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Kitty piercing
    I can't stand makeup on women, much less tats and ink. As for metal in the urogenital tract... my only thought is: "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?". That's a bad place to introduce Nickel and Chromium into your body.
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    9 years ago
    deogol
    Michigan
    There should be a sign...
    Nothing wrong with dating strippers, is that's you don't want to meet them for the first time at their place of work. Once a custy, always a custy. It's like being friendzoned, except much more expensive.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    I'm pissed, but what should I do?
    JS: It's a sunk cost. The only things that matter are the costs that you have control over- that is. your future expenditures. Do whatever is going to make you happiest in the future for the least money and effort. You don't forgive others for their sake, you forgive them for your sake. And by forgive, I mean ignore her and pretend she doesn't exist. If that's too hard to do by frequenting her club, then construct another scenario where it's possible, as in another club. It's not like there's a shortage of opportunities in your circumstance.
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    How do you like your pussy?
    Estafador swiped my first answer, so I'll say: attached to someone I like. That said, I've frequently dated Scandanavian women... who are usually genetically predisposed to be somewhat more hairy than the Wolfman. Being hirsute is not an attraction for me, it just worked out that way. If you fall into that category, some trimming is appreciated. Otherwise, shave or don't shave. The in between stuff is too scratchy.
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    9 years ago
    Offtopic. Tv shut off at 3 am and of course I woke up, how do you sleep withou
    BBC World Service. At 8:00 Greenwich Mean Time, we'll have the rest of the interview of the Senegalese sensation, Pierre Mombato and his electric cat drums, followed by a roundtable discussion of monetary policy in Surinam. Stay tuned for this after the headlines from Bush House.
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    9 years ago
    Make a stripper wet during lapdances
    Spill my drink on her dress. It's worked every time.
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    OT: She has a boyfriend
    Why does it have to mean anything? Can't you just enjoy what you're doing together at the moment?
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    9 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Running into strippers in the real world
    IKEA... her ass in art-print leggings, her husband, her daughter in the cart, and her mother singing to the daughter. Me, with my S/O. Apparently we all have the same taste in curtains.
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    9 years ago
    How Jennifer Lopez's infamous 2000 Grammys dress inspired Google image search
    It totally had nothing to do with them trying to take ad revenue away from TinEye, they totally invented it, just like the haptic sensing "smartphone", Linux, and maps. That's some fine revisionism there, Tex. It'd make Budwiser Joe Goebbels and wee Billy O'Reilly proud.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Need Ideas
    Fistfuck her cat. It's what Jesus would do.
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    9 years ago
    Was RickyBoy Fucked Up the ass by older male relatives during his childhood?
    Have you considered running out to Walmart and getting a life? I'm not sure you'd use it, but you should probably give it a try.
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    10 years ago
    mroo
    Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump
    You'd think people would have figured this one out by now... THOU SHALL NOT STEA
    The point I was trying to make is that avoiding criminal and civil problems with your taxes is incredibly simple- even if you're stupid enough to try to grab an extra couple of percent. The lmgtfy link was there to underscore the point. Good job on the threadjack, tho...