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Mr_O
Mr_O117

Florida

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

IronFox22 brought up Patrica Heaton and "...immediate stiffy."

My question, what early in your life film actress gave you that "immediate stiffy".?

I doubt it, but I wonder if any will have the same one as me.

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warhawks

One of the first ones I remember was Phoebe Cates from Fast times at Ridgemont High when she got out of the pool....

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Subraman

Kelly Preston always did that for me, even in horrible movies like The Experts

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shadowcat

Sandra Dee

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jackslash

Marilyn Monroe

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chandler

Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business

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JohnSmith69

That's easy. I still remember the first movie that that immediately brought out my inner PL as well as my immediate stiffy (by the way I think only jerikson uses that term). It was Jacqueline Bisset in the Deep. Here's an example:

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crazyjoe

Dam you guys are old

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MrDeuce

Relatively early in my movie-watching life, Bo Derek was Miss Stiffy Inducer: 10, A Change of Seasons, Bolero, Tarzan the Ape Man, . . .

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bvino

Annette o'toole.Hey I was only 14.

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pensionking

Mary Todd Lincoln -- love that crazy bitch.

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mroo

Joy Harmon. She was somewhat before my time, but she's worth a look. youtube.com

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whodey

My first movie fantasy would have been a toss up between a teen crush on Alicia Silverstone in Clueless and an early teacher fantasy about Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds. Both came out when I was 13 and led to many nights of fantasizing.

However, the performance from my teen years that still brings an instant hard on when I even think about it is Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions which came out just before I turned 17.

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Mr_O

RE: Joy Harmon clip.

Playing with the hose in the beginning, and being sploged at the end, on her. Very (not really) subliminal.

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jackslash

Cool Hand Luke is a great movie.

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motorhead

I was in the 7th grade when "Diamonds are Forever" came out. I couldn't wait to see Jill St John.

Funny thing, now I don't find her that attractive.

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Mr_O

motorhead,

She is 75 now.

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georgmicrodong

Kathleen Tuner in China Blue Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks Sylvia Kristel in Emmanuelle

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Subraman

As atrociously bad of an actress as she was, young Tanya Roberts always gave me an instant stiffie also

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georgmicrodong

@Subraman: Isn't she the one that was in that Beastmaster movie? If so, I remember he being nicely put together.

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GACA

Remember being 5 years old watching "An Officer & a Gentleman" at home. Fuck if I didn't get excited watching Debra Winger. First crush ever.

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Mr_O

I couldn't place Debra Winger and never saw that movie. Google let me know she was in the Urban Cowboy. She did nothing for me in that movie. I can't imagine her being better in another. Might be another topic.

Movie/TV Hot vs Movie/TV Not.

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pensionking

Georgemicro -- good call on Turner in China Blue. Back then, I think I watched that piece of shit every time it was on cable just to see Turner. I suspect that movie (along with Melanie Griffith in Body Double, DeMornay in Risky Business and Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls) has contributed to my enduring fascination with P4P several decades later..

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mikeya02

Kathleen Turner looked pretty good in Body Heat also...

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georgmicrodong

"Kathleen Turner looked pretty good in damn near everything she did..."

Fixed that for ya. :)

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