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mroo

Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump

joined Aug 2005last seen May 2020

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Reviews by mroo

8345 SW Barbur Blvd Portland, OR 97219

reviewed

7 years ago

whoa! that's not an upgrade. same skeeze, new prices

Things have changed somewhat since I wrote a review a couple of months ago, and some of the points other reviewers have made are accurate. Entertainer quality in clubs goes up and down in clubs...

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

17939 SW McEwan Rd Portland, OR 97224

reviewed

7 years ago

light on fun, heavy on upsell

I'm used to pushy dancers, lousy service, and weak drinks, but they have to be over the top for it to actually ruin a visit at a strip club. Congratulations, Stars, you've hit it...

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8345 SW Barbur Blvd Portland, OR 97219

reviewed

7 years ago

the more things change, the more they stay the same

Reveal (Previously called The Boom Boom Room for the last 15 years) is now completely owned by the owner of Xpose. It was previously co-owned along with the proprietor of The Kit Kat Lounge,...

12035 NE Glisan St Portland, OR 97220

reviewed

9 years ago

decent food, club layout, and service. the entertainment... not so much.

The title sums everything up, but here are more words to make it wordy: I think I might have arrived at the start of the closing shift, and either most the entertainers were late, or...

122ND SE Crest Ct, Portland, OR 97236, USA*

reviewed

9 years ago

ugh, scratch that off my bucket list

This is a summary of a few visits over the last month. Heat is a sister bar to Club 205, with some of the same service staff working both clubs. The emphasis here is...

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Discussions started by mroo

discussion started

10 years ago

You'd think people would have figured this one out by now... THOU SHALL NOT STEA

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/04/feds_portland_gresham_strip_cl.html#incart_river We may all have experienced less than intelligent management during our visits to strip clubs, but what in the hell is going through these idiot's heads when they're too stupid to figure out that...

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10 years ago

Iconic Architectural Monument Removed in Florida

I thought the Sandy Jug (see Pirate's Cove in the TUSCL catalog) in Portland was over the top, but this club had it beat by a mile: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/breastshaped-building-near-winter-park-to-come-crashing-down/31209612 Cutting to the titular pictures: Boobie Trap: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/31215620 (You...

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Comments made by mroo

discussion comment

6 years ago

KitKat Club Portland. Thoughts?

The Kit Kat is the *last* place downtown I'd recommend getting any dances. It's not a bad place for what it is, but I'd strongly suggest Rouge or Spyce instead for that kind of entertainment.

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7 years ago

Cleveland, Ohio

stripper problems

Two observations on your post: 1) There are no nice heroin users. 2) There are no mild cases of HIV.

discussion comment

7 years ago

Old white men at mixed strip clubs always go for black girls

It's too bad you obviously grew up in an environment where that was true, Mtent. Why would you even notice races of contractors and customers? Also, I see you're on a roll today in the discussion area. Maybe you should let someone else in the prison library use the computer for a while.

discussion comment

7 years ago

Detroit strip clubs

Inside Stephen Hawking's Surprising Love Life—Including Trips to the Strip Club

For some reason people think Science PhD’s spend all their free time in their underwater volcano lairs, plotting the end of the world. Believe it or not, some of them camp at spawn griefing your sorry newb ass on XBox, others play music, and others deadlift. All of them have as much sex and think sbout sex as much as any other healthy male or female their age.

discussion comment

9 years ago

for you guys that read stripper web

Are you: I_have_too_much_time_on_my_hands ?

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year	reviews	discussions	articles	media
2005	4	0	0	0
2006	8	0	0	0
2007	12	0	0	0
2008	12	0	0	0
2009	13	0	0	0
2010	10	0	0	0
2011	8	0	0	0
2012	11	0	0	0
2013	6	0	0	0
2014	9	0	0	0
2015	6	2	0	0
2016	1	0	0	0
2018	3	0	0	0
totals	103	2	0	0