I was at the club last night and went into the men's room. Stepping up to the urinal, I detected a flash of green on the floor. It was a dollar bill about 8 inches off center from the area directly below the urinal....kind of on the edge of the "splash zone." My initial instinct was to grab the free money. But then I took stock of the situation. What would you do? (I'll share what I did after we get some replies here.)
What would you do?
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Alternative, tell a dancer and see if she comes in and takes it. Ask her if she minds holding it. lol
I'd piss on it. :)
$1?! Whoever picks that dollar up, needs that money way more than I do! lol
Roll it up and give it to a stripper to snort coke with.
Ignore it.
A single dollar? Forget it.
I might pick up a five or 10 and wash it. :)
Is definitely pick up a $20 and wash it. :)
That's pretty much what I did....tapped it with my toe to make sure there wasn't anything of higher value folded inside and walked away thinking I'd grab it if it was a $20
I also wondered about how long it had actuaklly been laying there!!!
I would normally leave it there. If I wanted to be ornery I would oick it up and wash it in the sink in warm water. Then hand it wet to a bouncer or manager and say I found this in the urinal
Let them try to kick my ass
I agree with gmd's thinking.
Not worth it for $1.
I wouldn't pick it up if it was $20. Maybe a $50.
I'm not greedy -- I'd pick it up but leave 75 cents for the next guy.
I'd go to the buffet and get a pair of tongs.
Like shadow said, piss on it. It is part of a multi-million dollar government funded research project that is being conducted by The University of Minnesota.
I'd leave it or tell the bathroom troll.