What would you do?

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grand1511
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I was at the club last night and went into the men's room. Stepping up to the urinal, I detected a flash of green on the floor. It was a dollar bill about 8 inches off center from the area directly below the urinal....kind of on the edge of the "splash zone." My initial instinct was to grab the free money. But then I took stock of the situation. What would you do? (I'll share what I did after we get some replies here.)

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sharkhunter
10 years ago
I'd leave it or tell the bathroom troll.
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sharkhunter
10 years ago
Alternative, tell a dancer and see if she comes in and takes it.
Ask her if she minds holding it. lol
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shadowcat
10 years ago
I'd piss on it. :)
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Subraman
10 years ago
$1?! Whoever picks that dollar up, needs that money way more than I do! lol
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warhawks
10 years ago

Roll it up and give it to a stripper to snort coke with.
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Lone_Wolf
10 years ago
Ignore it.
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georgmicrodong
10 years ago
A single dollar? Forget it.

I *might* pick up a five or 10 and wash it. :)

Is definitely pick up a $20 and wash it. :)
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grand1511
10 years ago
That's pretty much what I did....tapped it with my toe to make sure there wasn't anything of higher value folded inside and walked away thinking I'd grab it if it was a $20
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grand1511
10 years ago
I also wondered about how long it had actuaklly been laying there!!!
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
I would normally leave it there. If I wanted to be ornery I would oick it up and wash it in the sink in warm water. Then hand it wet to a bouncer or manager and say I found this in the urinal
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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Let them try to kick my ass
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JamesSD
10 years ago
I agree with gmd's thinking.

Not worth it for $1.
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Clackport
10 years ago
I wouldn't pick it up if it was $20. Maybe a $50.
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EarlTee
10 years ago
I'm not greedy -- I'd pick it up but leave 75 cents for the next guy.
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chandler
10 years ago
I'd go to the buffet and get a pair of tongs.
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jabthehut
10 years ago
Like shadow said, piss on it. It is part of a multi-million dollar government funded research project that is being conducted by The University of Minnesota.
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