Kittens Cabaret

First time back to Kittens in at least 3 years. Generally prefer Pandora's because I've had bad experiences with ROBs at Kittens on more than one occasion. But decided to…

It has been many moons since I last visited Kittens on a Saturday afternoon. Very different from a year ago. First, the standard crap. No alcohol; this is Washington. There…

Afternoons on weekends at Kittens are usually pretty dead. Even on days when there are girls, management doesn't always put girls on stage. There could be several songs before they put anyone…

What a mixed experience! i’m more of a regular at (pandoras), but sometimes kittens is more convenient to go to, and usually your money can go a bit further here. I felt…

Wow. What can I say. I used to be a frequent guest at local strip clubs. Over the last year I curtailed my activities. I was near kittens and decided to stop…

Alrighty fellow strip club visitors. I went into Kittens Wednesday late afternoon solo. There were about 10-15 girls working with about 2-3 of them being below a 6 ( on my standards).…

I went to a strip club with a group of my buddies for my first time. One of them has been here before and raved about the girls. "Kittens Cabaret" they said...…

Thanks to the reviewers here I was prepared for the drill at Kittens. No alcohol, so I started my night next door where they had some mediocre live music, but a good…

Went in to Kittens Monday a week ago. About a dozen cars in the parking lot at around 12pm. Went into the club and paid the customary $15 dollars for…

I have not been to Kittens in awhile, maybe 2-3 months. I don't go as often as I used to, since I moved last year. My commute time to Kittens has…

And for those that don't know - there was a gunman at the club recently (though no actual shots fired) and it has more ROB reports than any other club in Seattle...…

This place was packed. Parking lot full. Lots of women. I am guessing 30 +. Paid the cover and got my non alcoholic drink. All in for $20 including tip. They made…

Kittens has been a hit/miss for me. I’ve walked away refreshed and relieved a majority of times. I had a recent bad adventure recently so wanted to share. It…

I tend to go back and forth a bit between Kitten's and Pandora's. Today I just felt like a trip to Kitten's, and I am really glad I ventured south for a…

Backstory: I was once visited kittens and got a lap dance in the VIP rooms with this absolute smoke show who, unprompted said it was okay for me to touch her, everywhere,…

Back in Seattle and decided to give Kittens another shot since it is closer to the airport than our usual go to, Pandora’s. Typically, we get more pressure than I like…

Was in town so decided to stop by Pandoras for a few. Around ten cars in the parking lot at around 1pm last Monday. Walked in paid my drink and…

First visit in a while, In town for a delivery and close by so in spite of being not thrilled at dealing with the scammers that tend to inhabit this club I…

Club details for those who are interested... Decent sized parking lot that is shared with a bar next door. In the daytime it appears to be a safe location but the neighborhood…

I haven't been to a club in almost a year and found some time to hit up Kittens around noon. I wanted to get a lay of the land, see who was…

Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my previous review if the club, not much changed) - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or…

Familiar haunt in the industrial part of Georgetown Seattle. Attached to a bar / restaurant. I stopped in yesterday afternoon around 1ish though you wouldn’t know it once you open the…

Was in the area so decided to go to kittens for a quick visit. Parking lot was not too full so was not sure how many girls would be there.…

So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place,…

I showed up around 11pm on a Wednesday evening. I have been here before so I was confident what to expect. The club is next to a bar which is…

I had just finished up at a weekend long bachelor party that had no strippers. I decided to stop for a much needed tune up at my favorite pitch black den filled…

I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and…

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to…

Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a…

I went to the club on Tuesday and then Wednesday. I know that these days are usually slow in most strip clubs but I remembered that this club was typically frequented by…

This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my…

I don't know why I keep coming here. Especially on holidays. Tonight on the 4th of July was 100x better than my last visit on Mother's Day however. A cool, crisp July…

As many previous reviewers have noted, Kittens can be a hit or a miss. If you're looking for the best lineup Friday/Saturday evenings are the best. If you're looking for mileage go…

Just got back from a satisfactory trip to to Kittens in the south part of Seattle. I arrived a little after noon. As many previous fellas have noted, when you walk inside…

Obligatory club info - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is…

I was in town so I decided to stop by my favorite seedy club and satisfy my pervy desires. I was short on cash this day but I decided to go anyway.…

So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation…

This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover,…

I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were…

Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers…

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon about two weeks ago. Parking lot was about half full, so figured there would be a decent amount of dancers and a few PL's so I…

I visited Kittens Cabaret around 12:45am on a Wednesday night (May 11th). I stayed for about an hour. Before visiting Kittens, I stopped by Sugars in north Seattle. Sugars had around…

i visited kittens 3-4 times over in the last 6 months and my experiences has been mixed . Being a non alcohol place is a bummer but the bar next door…

Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls…

First off, most reviews I’ve seen from Washington State clubs all seem to complain about high prices and ROBs, limits on extras imposed by corporately owned clubs. There was a discussion on…

I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (April 14th). I stayed for about two hours, with a couple of LDs. I had a lot of fun; but…

I don’t generally write reviews after EVERY sc visit. Some visits are so uneventful or just don’t offer anything different to share about a particular place. The reason I wrote this review…

Same Old same old as far as the layout and initial experience. Dark as hell inside, small round dirty ass tables, chewing gum stuck to the floor. $16 to get in, and…

After 2 botched missions earlier on Sunday (Pandora’s was a bust…I did see Martina for the 1st time but she did nothing for me) and Sugar’s (only 2 girls there: Vee and…

I have been here before, and enjoyed myself so decided to try again. What a waste … First the obligatory details. Parking is good. Patrons are average. There’s an older guy who really…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon back in early November 2021. Never been but found myself in the area with a bit of time on my hands. This place is next to a bar…

Earlier today I ventured into Kitten’s, and had a nice time. First the club details. During the day, there is plenty of parking. At nights (and especially on Th, Fri, Sat) the…

I have had this place on my radar for several weeks now. My CF dancer in Seattle (based on my few brief encounters since moving here a month ago) recommended this place,…

Went in on a sunday night. wasn't expecting much but was surprised by how many girls were working. Parking is pretty good since you have a parking lot and if you go late…

Outside & Parking The club is attached to a full service restaurant, which is nice. You can eat and drink then go next door. Parking is always good and safe, which is rare…

Went out with my coworkers on a Friday evening. After a few drinks we had to drop couple of guys at the airport and on the way back we stopped at kittens…

Actually, it’s a tale of two strip clubs but I like the other title better. I’m also not sure if this dual review comparison is legal, but most of my visits (during…

Decided to head on over around 8:30 after the football games. $16 cover included beverage. Saw maybe 5 other patrons. Dancers ranged from 3-8 in my opinion. When I arrived only one…

Stopped about 1pm, and was 3 weeks ago, bright sunny day outside, so my eyes took a little time to adjust to the low light. Typical deal, met a inside, took…

I went in on a Wed afternoon and was greeted by the door girl who took my money for entry and a drink. There are two stages in front and a…

This place is another lap dance factory. By that I mean, unless you if you mean to spend an evening here, unless you adjust your strategy, you will fall into the…

As I was in Seattle and had never visited a club there I found an opportunity to dip out and visit Kittens Cabaret. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere,…

I was there Monday afternoon around 2 pm. First time on this place, my thoughts were to just go there and see what this place has to offer. There is a bar next door,…

I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (Sept 9th). I stayed for about two hours, with a LD (no extras) toward the end. The most fun I’ve…

Kittens is a well laid out club with a wide variety of girls in different shapes, sizes and ethnicities. On a Friday afternoon, it wasn't busy (5 guys) and there weren't…

Went to Kittens at around 6pm on a Thursday. I went that day expecting to only have a dance or two just to relax for the week. Like always, it's $10 for…

I went to Kittens around noon on Saturday. This was my third trip here in the last month or so. It seemed the mask mandate was in effect, until after you get…

Went into Kittens about two weeks ago on a Saturday. There was a large bike ralley in the parking lot which was kind of weird but what ever. Went into…

Popped in on a Sunday afternoon. Was charged $11 entrance, soft drink included in the price. Temperature taken at entrance. I walked right into the row of chairs across from the bar,…

I hadn't been to Kittens since before COVID hit last year but I've dropped by a couple of times recently. My experiences on the two visits were quite similar but with…

Or whatever. I don't work for the club and up until yesterday didn't have the best opinion of it based on the last time I visited before the pandemic. It was closer…

Looks like Seattle is getting back to pre covid days. Saw a post on Insta from my old favorite about getting back into dancing. Decided to make a stop at kittens on…

I went on a Friday night to Kittens at around 9-10pm. The parking lot was completely full, but luckily I found a spot just behind the parking lot. Parking is free for…

I paid the entry fee and mandatory non-alcoholic drinks for a total of less than $20. I grabbed a seat and didn't wait long for a dancer to approach me. We built…

Decided to stop by on my way back to the airport after a work trip landed me in Seattle. The place was pretty standard. Seemed well lit enough to get a decent…

Went to Kittens on a Thursday around 1pm. Just left Pandoras looking for some different talent. Paid the normal drink and entry fee of $11 and sat down. was…