Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Too good to be true

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Maximust
Oct 18, 2022, 3:23 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Kittens has been a hit/miss for me. I’ve walked away refreshed and relieved a majority of times. I had a recent bad adventure recently so wanted to share. It was late Friday afternoon and decided to check out Kittens before meeting up with my buddy at the Doghouse next door.

After settling in, I was approached by a hot Asian, Jenn. Rock hard body, bolt-ons, gorgeous face. She whispered to me, I promise u the hottest time of your life if I booked a room. It sounded too good to be true but my other head said, let’s roll.

After paying for the room, we picked out the far room for privacy.

Jenn said have a seat on the couch and get ready. She asked for her $ upfront which was a red flag but paid her.

She started with a hot dance and grind. She said no touching her boobs. Just got them remodeled. I said ok but not happy. Junior was getting pumped up so said let’s get busy. She said, I don’t offer extras or FS. I said what about the hottest time? She said just watching her dance was hot enough. I called BS. If I wanted, I could jerk off while watching. I was pissed off but needed relief so relieved myself while she watched me. She asked for a tip but said NFW. When it’s too good to be true, in this case it was. Told my buddy and he got a good laugh LOL

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