Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Yawn.

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MayorBeauJames
Jul 20, 2022, 1:17 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And while $40/song or $100/3 songs seems to be the area rate, at that price it would be nice for it to not be straight-to-business in every conversation.

The place—there's a bar next door which you're allowed to go visit, so long as you keep your little ticket they give you at the door. $16 gets you in the door and your first soda. Like many have said, it's super dark. The atmosphere is pretty cheap—small tables with cheap stackable chairs looking at a dual pole stage. The stage is decently lit, the rest of the club is pitch black. Makes it feel like a theater.

No one really tipped at the stage, but girls made rounds. As mentioned previously, they're very to-the-point. Which is fine, just not a ton of fun. Dances were pretty basic as well. The LAD was a bunch of high back couches arranged facing away from each other. A decent amount of privacy. Got two dances from two different girls and they were pretty mediocre. Your basic grind with small talk mixed in. At $40 a song, it's pretty disappointing.

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