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Decided to make a review since this place barely has any on here. Note that all prices are in Mexican Pesos since they also use the same $ sign. I went at around 4pm on a Wednesday. Cover to get in is $120 which between something like 2-6pm includes a buffet M-F. Obsession is probably the closest you'll get in Monterrey to an American strip club. It mainly consists of one big open room with a single stage in the middle. The seating situation is pretty great with huge sofas on the sides and plenty of quality couches. Additionally, on the second floor there is a much smaller room where you can have more privacy with chicas, but you have to buy her multiple drinks to get in. The buffet they had was pretty mediocre. There were perhaps 8 dishes not including the dessert which I didn't bother with. It's good enough if you just want something to fill yourself up with before drinking, but not something I'd come back for. In terms of music, it was all reggaeton, Spanish rap, etc. Now, the women here are HOT. I'd say none was below a 6 in looks, but also none that I found to be dropdead gorgeous. Basically, it was 6-8s. Considering it was a Wednesday, I suspect the top caliber women weren't working. Perhaps also not the gorditas if there are any. I came in, I got the special of 10 beers for $200 which I believe is M-F until 8pm, and I got some food. Once I finished eating, the waiter brought me a bodacious Venezuelan. Lady drinks are $180 and something like $690 for a whole jug. I don't know exactly what the quota is for getting in the second floor room, but I went with my Venezuelan once I bought her the second jug. On the main floor, you can be a bit handy with girls, but you need to be in the other room to be more adventurous. Once in the smaller room, she gave me multiple lap dances and we were grinding to reggaeton. I also bought her a bottle of champagne for $2000 which made her happy and more affectionate. Going all in with your girl costs $4500 for an hour which is pretty steep considering there are much cheaper options for getting quality women for an hour. Now, you do get a private room with a tantra chair, a couple of couches, and a TV, but no bed which in my opinion is a downside. Granted, I don't know yet if other strip clubs have rooms with beds. A few last things to note is that they charge a mandatory 15% tip on top of your drink tab including everything you buy the girl. There is also a 10% fee for using a credit card. Both of these combined will have you spending quite a bit more than expected since Mexico isn't nearly as big of a tipping culture as America. But like I said, this is the closest to an American strip club which includes how tipping works.

This review is from when I was coming back from vacation in Mexico during the Christmas break. In was in Palmeiras Sunday on New Years. Since Mexicans tend to spend New Years with family, most places were closed for business, but Palmeiras was one of the few open. No cover charge and parking is based on tips for the guy keeping watch in front. The place consists of two floors. The bottom floor is where the main stage is. The top floor I believe is restricted to people getting private dances, "special dances", and perhaps people paying for bottle service. Beers were something like 40-45 Mxn and I don't recall the price of the dances. In my experience, girls here tend to be on the lower scale of attractiveness on off days. I've heard that the hot ones work on Fridays and Saturdays, but I havent had the chance to confirm myself. The waiter that attended me was great. He was quick to get me a drink and he brought a cutie to my table. This chick was very friendly and was no taller than 5 feet which I loved. Drinks for girls are like 150 Mxn and around 320-400 Mxn for a jar. I was with her close to an hour and for most of it she was either sitting on my lap or giving me a Lapdance at the table. Even gave me a couple of kisses. Definitely a lot bigger bang for your buck than in the US considering I only spent the equivalent of $50 USD. Personally, I don't understand why more Americans don't come down to Monterrey to have some fun. Sure, you need to know some Spanish, but there is more fun to be had for cheaper than in Texas or the States in general.

I went to Chicas Locas in Arlington at around 8:00pm. There is very little free parking at the side which was all full when I got there, so I had to pay like $5 to self-park in the back which had quite a few empty spots. Cover charge is $8. There are 3 stages in the front with no poles. They are kinda like fashion show runways, but much shorter. Chicas Locas has $1 well highball and draft beer which I abused the hell out of. All the staff speak English, but the same doesn't seem to be true with the dancers. If you don't speak Spanish, you'll get the typical "you want dance" from Latina girls at other clubs before they move on to another customer. If you want any real chance to have a dancer sitting down with you while you get some grabs in, you need to know Spanish. In terms of quality, I'd say most of the dancers are between 3-6. In my experience Mexican men tend to like bigger women, so that is reflected in the women dancing. Nevertheless, there were a couple women that were 7s and 8s. I had a conversation with a light-skinned Cuban girl, I don't remember the name, and had 3 dances with her for $20 each. After that, I left since I was out of cash.