Wasted Afternoon. At least not shot or robbed

And for those that don't know - there was a gunman at the club recently (though no actual shots fired) and it has more ROB reports than any other club in Seattle... Why do I still come here? Well, there are some diamonds in the rough to be found, and good time is to be had once in a while. This is a very much hit or miss club, especially during the day. You might have a few hot chicks working and doing great dances for reasonable prices, or have no hot chicks working with fugly ones asking very unreasonable prices for the dances they do. Today unfortunately was the latter. But before I proceed,

OBLIGATORY CLUB INFO (mostly copied from my earlier review as nothing much changed, but might be good for newbies or out of towners) - kind of a dive, next to a bar (actually in the same building sharing the parking lot, so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded free parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street parking as well in case parking lot is packed. Two stages inside, normally only one is going during the day. Admission is $5 10AM-6PM, and $10 6PM-2:30AM + mandatory drink (another $6 for a soda, no alcohol, so the total is $11 or $16). Metal chairs and tiny table inside, plus a large couch next to a stage. Lap Dance Area in the back nice and private, large chairs/love seats turned away from the entrance and just about anything can happen right there. There are also private VIP rooms where you have to pay the club for the room (I think it's $30 for 15 minutes before 6pm and $50 for 15 minutes after 6pm, and up from there, more for 30 minutes and more for 1 hour, can't remember exact amounds), and then whatever you negotiate with a dancer (which is typically $150-$500 depending on the dancer and what she's offering. Be very careful as there are many scammers and ROBs that work here). The "bar" is to the right of the entrance. You had to pick up your own soda at the bar on my last two visits after I paid for it and my admission at the entrance, but this time the girl that took my money also brought me my "drink" earning a $1 "tip". The restroom is immediately to the left of the entrance. Often there are vultures hanging out but the entrance trying to snatch you as soon as you walk in and give you a tour of the club, and probably make you some shitty dance offers. Avoid them as a plague, typically it will be scammers Winter (former Niomi) and her friend(s). As I already mentioned, ROBs are pretty common here. Never pay in advance. Never get a private VIP room before test-driving your dancer with a simple lap dance in the lap dance area (LDA). Assume they all are lying, and you might not get robbed.

This particular day the line-up was very weak. It was