Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Not Purrr-fect, But Fun Thursday Night

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marty_mcfly
Sep 28, 2021, 11:14 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (Sept 9th). I stayed for about two hours, with a LD (no extras) toward the end. The most fun I’ve had since Covid. Cue DesertScrub?

I’m new to Seattle and this was my second club experience here. Late on a Thursday, Kittens was a quick 12-minute drive from my apartment in Cap Hill. The club was easy to find; in an industrial area south of downtown Seattle. Kittens is adjacent to a bar, and the two businesses seem to share a parking lot. The lot was full, and I easily found parking on the street (right outside the lot).

1. First Impressions. At 11:00pm on Thursday, the club didn’t have many customers. The dancer-to-customer ratio was high (more below). The club is far from a dive; but management is not spending money for a plush or upscale experience. I got approached by dancers fairly constantly; most of them were warm/nice or quick/polite; nothing aggressive or hard sell. For me, the downside of the constant attention was the inability to connect with a couple of the dancers that were most interesting to me. I handed out a few $10 tips for good conversation.

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