Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Back in the Saddle

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Rich_Oates
Sep 16, 2022, 11:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I haven't been to a club in almost a year and found some time to hit up Kittens around noon. I wanted to get a lay of the land, see who was still there and what the new talent was like. I didn't plan on going to the VIP, unless Rio showed up, then I probably would have. I also need to get caught up on some reviews before I pull the trigger on any new faces. I was approached by Unique, Jade, Pretty, Baby Cakes, Kayla and Brittany who are all attractive dancers. There were a couple BBW types that luckily didn't approach me. Unique is a curvy petite AA with big boobs. She has been working the day shift for awhile and is up front with her services which she'll do in the LDA as well as the VIP. She quoted $100, $200, and $300 services respectively. She's very nice and doesn't try to pressure you. She checked up on me twice while I was spectating. I've never actually pulled the trigger with her. Jade was a curvy athletic white girl. She was cool to talk to. When I asked specific services questions, I got the We'll see" response, which means we won't see. At least she didn't lie. I did get a LD from her later. She danced, twerked and grinded satisfactorily. She was ok with hands minus the bikini zone. Pretty is a super cool AA who will satisfy your appetite for whatever. We talked for awhile and I had a slow and sensual lap dance from her. Baby Cakes was a very attractive young blonde white girl with small but perky boobs and a great ass and hips. We had a good conversation. She said she had worked there the last 3 years but I have never seen her. She gave me an affirmative on being a full service station but asked if I brought my own equipment. I hadn't and she told me to bring it next time. Seems unlikely that she would do more than a handshake. Also she charges $600 for a half hour in the VIP. I told her she might need to go on a low-carb diet because that is to much bread. Honestly though, if I knew she would, I might do it once. I did receive a very enjoyable LD from her and was encouraged to explore with more than my hands minus the bikini zone. Kayla was a tall pretty brunette with a large mouth and big ass. She was clearly quite high and didn't seem to be present at all. Brittany is a very attractive mixed AA who will tell you that she's been dancing for a few months and will tell you everything you want to hear when it comes to services, but you will get nothing more than a handshake and will not be allowed to wander wherever you like. I did my three dances and then I went home and took a shower.

LDs were $30-$40 and VIP quotes were $300 for 15 minutes and $500-$600 for 30. Club VIP Charges: Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/$40-for-15m and $75hh

I'm not going to describe the club except it's dark af and you won't know who you are talking for the first 20 minutes. I will say the lighting is better in the LDA than in the VIP. I wish it was a little lighter in the VIP.

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