Solid first experience at Kittens
As I was in Seattle and had never visited a club there I found an opportunity to dip out and visit Kittens Cabaret. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere, nestled in an industrial area between the train tracks, Boeing Field, and some sort of canal/inlet. It seems like a ghost town with the exception of Kittens.
I walked through the well lit parking lot to the front door and up to the gentlemen taking the cover ($16 at around 11pm). My first impression was that this place looked rather bleak. As you walk in there are two stages, a satellite stage directly across from you at the far end of the room and the main stage along the wall to your left. A set of tall couches separate the main floor from the bar. The main floor felt sparse (COVID?) with small tables arrayed in front of the main stage though quite a distance from it. The extra space seemed to help reveal the dinginess of the carpet. The small number of patrons didn't help. It had more the feel of an event space than a club. A hostess showed me to my seat and returned with a soda ($6, no alcohol here since it is a fully nude club) and change for tipping. I sat back to observe the protocol. There was some stage tipping but the patrons were not especially generous. Since I was looking for a short trip I took this as an opportunity. Some modest tipping got the attention of each dancer when they came off stage and I was quickly offered a dance. The first dancer (not completely sure about the name, Maliah?) pushed for a private room "where the real fun happens. This open area is where you go for blue balls", but seeing as I was new to this club and didn't have much intel on her as a dancer I opted for the regular dance area ($40) and returned to the main floor after one. Eventually I returned for another lap dance with Malikah, a brunette with a very cute face and a little round butt. She was friendly, chatting until the next song started, and overall gave a nice dance with reasonable hand roaming. The only downside (and this was my mistake for not realizing the issue before) was that she was wearing a full-body fishnet over her bikini which meant that the top wasn't coming off during our dance. Getting the tits out during a dance is pretty important for my enjoyment but none the less I had a good time and would grab more dances with Malikah if I ever make it back to Kittens.
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