Bad Friday day-shift visit

This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover, $11 I think. That gets you a soft drink as well. I can't see shit, it always takes a few minutes for my eyes to adjust, this is one of the most poorly lit clubs in the area. Before I had a chance to sit down, a dancer grabs me and tries to get me to sit down with her. She is on the heavier side, not really my type, so I politely decline and go find my own seat on the back couches a small distance from her and another girl that also wasn't optically doing it for me (as far as I could tell, it was dark as shit).

No one was dancing, no stage maintenance, no names being called out by the DJ. Completely dead as far as I could tell, except for the 2 girls I saw when I came in. After the waitress brings me my diet coke, the same girl approached me again, asking if she could sit with me. I politely tell her that I'm ok, I just want to get settled in, nurse my diet coke, and scope things out for a few minutes. She stomps off, visibly annoyed. Her friend approaches soon after, I give her the same spiel, she takes it much more graciously.

A petite asian girl comes in from the back, more my type. She's much friendlier. I tell her I just got in and am still getting settled, but she should come back a little later and I might get a dance from her. She agrees, scampers off, and I continue sipping my diet coke while I glance around, trying to determine if I've already seen the entire lineup.