More nudity in the parking lot than in the club

Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls posted on their Instagram lineups inspired me tonight. I arrived shortly after sundown. Plenty of parking here, compared to other clubs in the area, but I opted to park on the street next to the Doghouse restaurant for easy escape. Homeless people have taken over the streets of Seattle and Kittens is apparently no exception. Guy with his pants down to his ankles yelling obscenities and begging for money should have been my first red flag and sign of things to come.

I get in the door and pay my $16 entry and drink fee. One security guy outside, two inside at the host stand, a few waitresses, a bartender, DJ, and one seated patron besides myself. All these people inside, and not one of them is naked on stage dancing. If you come on a Friday or Saturday night, there's no way you make it to your seat without at least one girl trying to get you to buy a dance from her. I assumed all the dancers were busy in the back or in VIP or getting ready in the lockers. But I felt weird as shit just sitting there twiddling my thumbs with no one on stage and the DJ still making call outs, so I got up and left. Pantsless homeless guy was the most action I saw that night.

I go eat some food and drink a few drinks downtown and try to come back around midnight to see if conditions had improved. My raffle ticket got me back inside no problem. Homeless guy is gone, more cars are in the lot, more patrons scattered about, and I finally some titties on the main stage. With the second stage still offline, girls did 2 stage dance rotations. Maybe 10 girls on the roster tonight. Mostly skinny African American or mixed, one Latina, two chubby white girls, and one white girl with the floppiest tits I've ever seen. None of them really caught my eye in looks or menu. Standard $40 for 1 and $100 for 3 dance prices offered, but none partaken tonight. I left shortly after some local rapper premiered a song with his crew and made it rain on one of the dancers.