Last Monday

Went in to Kittens Monday a week ago. About a dozen cars in the parking lot at around 12pm. Went into the club and paid the customary $15 dollars for entry and a soda. Took me a minute to let my eyes adjust, always does in this dark club. Sat down and was immediately approached by Gwen Stacy. She came over and starts her sales pitch. Im not sure if this girl is on drugs or is just very slow. She is very attractive and has a great body, but might be a dumbest stripper in the Pnw. I dont get to the clubs that often so I decided to give her another $40 try just to see if she has learned anything new. Probably the worst lap dance I have had in years. I truely believe she has no idea how to dance or turn a guy on. Finished up our lap dance and she seemed puzzled, she kept asking why dont you want to keep going and are you mad at me, I just kept saying " no im good " and went back to my seat. It only took around 5 minutes for Pretty to make her way over to me. I have had several dances with Pretty and she does not disappoint. I decided just to avoid the vip room and just get some dances in the back. Three songs passed and I handed her $200 with a smile on my face. Kittens can be fun, you just need to avoid the scams and occasional retarded dancer.