Not as advertised (in a good way)
I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were two girls who were engaging and low pressure while being good at selling the fantasy. I can count on one hand the number of times I've visited a club so at this point that's all I want.
I was near Kittens on a Tuesday morning around 11:00. I went in and a bored-looking middle-aged lady took my money. I think it was $5 cover and $6 for an obligatory soda. I gave her $20 and went to the bathroom. When I got out she had my drink and change. My eyes were still adjusting. I couldn't see a thing but I think she gave me $9 in change and I think I gave her a $2 tip.
I sat at a table near the entrance. All I could see at first was that there was a talented AA girl on stage and two girls staring at their phones. Tea (or just T?) came up to me out of the darkness somewhere and started chatting. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted a dance but I said my eyes were still adjusting. We watched the AA girl finish on stage as we continued chatting. Very low pressure overall but eventually we got to talking about dances again. She quoted the standard 1/$40, 3/$100, or VIP 15 minutes for $300 and up. I asked what's different about VIP and she said that's the only place panties come all the way off. I said we could start with 1/$40. We went back to the LDA. We were probably 30 seconds into a song and I suggested we wait for the next one to start and she was fine with that. She gave a pretty good dance. Only topless but my hands could explore all over. After the song she politely offered to extend but didn't put up a fight when I said no.
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